You might recall Nicole Kidman’s denial of her use of any cosmetic enhancements a few months back:
“To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything.”
So the trout pout that she debuted in Japan yesterday at another premiere of The Golden Compass must be due to the pregnancy curves she’s been sporting lately, right?
This is quite unusual because two days ago, her lips looked, well, normal.
Japanese technology will never cease to amaze me. Next thing you know, they’ll have invented something to help me keep my hair out of my lunch. I have such a hard time with that.
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That’s not the same person. They look alike but somethings not quite right. Maybe when she made The Invasion, it was actually a true story, and not just a lame remake of one of my favorite movies.
Maybe they switched ‘em. Try fire. Maybe its afraid of fire for some reason. Then we can rescue the real Nichole.