First she filed for divorce from professional parasite Rick Salomon. Then she said never mind, everything’s great. Then she filed for divorce again. Now she wants an annulment, which would mean that the marriage never actually happened. While she’s at it, here are a few other bad decisions she should have annulled:
- Stacked
- Stripperella
- V.I.P.
- Barb Wire
- Every atom of ink and collagen and silicone and Hep C in her body
- You know what? How about just a big do-over going all the way back to 1990?
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than willing to pretend none of it ever happened. Well, maybe we could keep The Tape…
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The eagle-eyed Genevieve tipped us off to this part of that recent interview with Natalie Portman when she talked about her vegan shoes:
[S]he has the reputation for being the most elegant of young actresses, and, yes, she has a jade cashmere sweater, skinny blue jeans, a check coat that ties smartly at her tiny waist. But she’s also wearing big, green, deeply inelegant wellies, because she has found the cheaper a shoe is, the more likely it is to be vegan. Hence her launch of a shoe line for Te Casan, with all profits going to the Nature Conservancy.
Cashmere is the wool that comes from cashmere goats and is known for its luxurious feel and high cost — but it’s a decidedly nonvegan source of clothing fibers. You’d think a Harvard grad would know this.
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