First she filed for divorce from professional parasite Rick Salomon. Then she said never mind, everything’s great. Then she filed for divorce again. Now she wants an annulment, which would mean that the marriage never actually happened. While she’s at it, here are a few other bad decisions she should have annulled:
- Stacked
- Stripperella
- V.I.P.
- Barb Wire
- Every atom of ink and collagen and silicone and Hep C in her body
- You know what? How about just a big do-over going all the way back to 1990?
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than willing to pretend none of it ever happened. Well, maybe we could keep The Tape…
“Fraud” was the reason cited for the split.
Just because it’s Rick Soloman, you can probably expect The Tape: The Sequel to be released any day now.
A parasite maybe. But can anyone tell me how to get Rick Soloman’s “job”? Do you need a resume or something? Maybe just the correct vaccinations? Can I start out as a trainee? I’m a really hard worker, and a strong self starter. Want proof? Just check my internet history.
(Me 10 years ago to myself. “You mean this is all free!!!!!!!!!)
Hey now, V.I.P. was a good brainless show to watch.
As for Rick Soloman’s “job” I think you have to know people, specifically women. Women who won’t mind supporting, fellating and intercoursing you. On film, of course. It helps if they believe the lies you will tell them. Y’know, “I love you”, “I really care about us”, “No, no one else will see this tape”, etc.
(I pretty much had the same reaction 10 years ago Pastafarian)
Cool sign me up.
Can you get an STD from reading about an overrated haggard whore?
what………………