Finding celebrity hypocrites can be tougher than you think. Like just this morning, I was reading that Hulk Hogan might have been stepping out on his wife before their revolting, society-eroding marriage finally fell apart. The Hulkster, humpin’ around? Now, that sure wouldn’t fit his “Say yer prayers and take yer vitamins, Hulkamaniacs!” image.

But the problem was, this “news” was coming from Perez Hilton. Should I give that dumpster-sized dunce even more unearned attention than he already gets? What to do? These are the ethical dilemmas we bloggers face on a daily, nay, hourly basis.

And then, like manna from Heaven fell this story from Page Six:

Mario Lavandeira — better known as online gossip “Perez Hilton” — encouraged a handsome young blogger to send sex tapes of himself while he was making promises of promotion for the blogger’s own fledgling Web site.

Jonathan Jaxson — a former publicist and founder of gossip site JJ’s Dirt — told Page Six he sent Lavandeira sexually explicit videos of himself with the hope of Lavandeira’s help, which never materialized.

So much for quid pro ‘mo! You’ll have to read the whole thing for Lavandeira’s repeated, increasingly desperate-sounding demands for the videos, and for the svelte younger blogger’s broken-hearted lamentations when his dreams of romance and web stardom were thwarted. Or don’t, if you want to hold onto your soul (and your breakfast).

Damn… While that gourd-shaped gossip is moralizing over Hulk Hogan’s marriage, he’s tricking guys who are even more pathetic than he is into making JO videos for his enjoyment. And then leaving them high and dry! Well, moist. I don’t think even Paris Hilton would do something like that. No wonder this tubby tattler eats his own weight in Hostess products every three days.

Okay, okay, you’re right. Every two days.