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Having a Monk Totally Beats Having a Kinkajou

paris_guru.jpgParis Hilton has been drawing new headlines by hiring a spiritual adviser to bring out her inner Buddha.

She went shopping in West Hollywood with her pet monk, and at one point she gave a $20,000 diamond necklace to a complete stranger after the guru told her it would be good for her spiritual health.

Right place, right time. Lucky stranger.

Of course, whether Paris knows it or not, the guy is a total fraud. Maxie Santillan is an actor who has appeared on My Name Is Earl and in the SpongeBob movie, and who has as his personal quote on his MySpace page:

“Burbank can kiss my ass.”

Burbank, of course, being the hotbed of moviemaking for the Walt Disney Company, NBC Universal, and Warner Bros. Looks like he’s moved on to moneymaking!

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5 Responses to “Having a Monk Totally Beats Having a Kinkajou”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Mar 4th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Burbank can kiss my ass. Now THATS funny. I would usually rail against a “spiritual person” ripping people off, but well, it is Paris Hilton, and she’s a dope. I say soak her.

    Has she met Xenu yet?

  2. 2 Tengu Mar 4th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    So, what are the odds that those “total strangers” are co-conspirators of his and the bunch of them just got a $20,000 necklace?

  3. 3 jlynn Mar 4th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    I wonder if he tricked her or if she thought she was fooling everyone/

  4. 4 Rocko Mar 4th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    jlynn’s got a good question. I think it’s all a scam, she’s (damn you Ashton Kutcher) “punk”ing the media. Paris Hilton is famous for being famous* and how do you stay famous? By being famous. If we stopped talking about her, maybe she would go away.

    *some of you think she’s famous because of the sex tape but no one cares about the sex tape. In fact, I daresay if it wasn’t for the internet, and the free availability of the video, no one would’ve seen the sex tape.

  1. 1 She Should Know: Paris Hilton Calls The Hills ‘So Lame and Fake’ | Deceiver.com Pingback on May 29th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

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