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08

A Monk and a Blonde Walk Into a Bar…

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As some of you conspiracy theorists surmised, Paris is now saying she was in on the joke about the monk.

An insider reveals to PageSix.com that Paris’ swami is indeed an actor. The duo’s outing was part of a gag played on the paparazzi, says our spy, and all will be explained this Sunday on the E!’s new show Pop Fiction.

As if she would really find God! We were totally Punk’d. Good one, Paris.

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4 Responses to “A Monk and a Blonde Walk Into a Bar…”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Mar 5th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    But why? It went over my head I guess. If she wants to play jokes on people whoopie cushions are funnier. So is wrapping door frames/toilet seats with Saran Wrap.

    And you’re right they called it. Good one Rocko, and jlynn.

  2. 2 Rocko Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Why Pasta? Publicity. How else can she maintain that lifestyle of being paid to appear places?

  3. 3 little-miss-sexy Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    i adore Paz but personally this was so stupid…xxx

  1. 1 She’d Know: Paris Hilton Calls The Hills ‘So Lame and Fake’ | Deceiver.com Pingback on May 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

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