Ashlee Simpson is shocked — shocked! — that anyone would think she was so unprofessional she’d show up to an interview drunk out of her mind.
As she wrote on her MySpace blog:
I just wanted to address the rumors from a couple days ago at a morning radio show. It was very upsetting to hear that people are saying that I was intoxicated when I came in for my morning interview. I take my work very seriously and would never disrespect anyone and come into an interview that way.
She takes her work sooooo seriously, you guys. She is, like, a polygon of professionalisms. Ashlee would never disrespect anyone and waste everyone’s time by behaving badly during a live broadcast.
Remember?
She goes on:
As you may have noticed, I was asked mostly personal questions which are never fun to be asked and therefore I giggled my way through it. If you listen to other interviews I’ve done, you’d know I giggle a lot. Not only because I am a happy person & everyone who knows me knows I laugh all day long, but also I giggle when people ask me uncomfrotable questions not knowing what to say or what else to do. Questions & false rumors about my dad being a jerk, being pregnant, being engaged, etc are not fun to answer every single day.
Yes, it was way uncomfrotable [sic] to be asked about the time last week when you pretended to be pregnant to get some attention. The media is so mean!
Via Starpulse:
Retired porn star Jenna Jameson is giving veteran sex symbol Bettie Page a pleather makeover for Los Angeles Fashion Week. The ex-X-rated actress will don a black wig and pleather bikini to evoke screen siren Page in a new People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) anti-leather campaign, which will debut at Fashion Week next week.
Adult film icon Jameson admits she was happy to wear fake leather for the shoot — because she often has sexy outfits made from pleather.
I’m not sure how Jameson can get away with being in PETA, when there’s quite a bit of documented visual evidence that she eats meat. Although in her defense, she usually does get rid of most of her fur…
Last night was the season finale of Millionaire Matchmaker (which I’ve blogged about before) and call me a romantic, but it was nice to see people overcome major obstacles to find their soulmates.
No wait, I must have been watching Lifetime again.
Two really rich guys were set up with hot women who were said to be highly educated model citizens. Well, it depends what kind of model you mean.
Marcela was said to be a “travel agent,” but it seems her knowledge extends only as far as Miami hotels because she appears on an escort website (NSFW, obviously) using the name “Victoria.” She can be yours for only $2,500 a night!
And Cidney — the one with a “master’s degree in journalism” — has indeed appeared in print: in Playboy magazine. She was also named Cybergirl of the Month, according to her website.
The sucker she was set up with, Las Vegas real-estate investor Paul Murad, proposed after their first date but the couple has since split.
Perhaps Patti Stanger, the show’s creator, might look into a new career as a pimp. She definitely has the credentials.