Ashlee Simpson is shocked — shocked! — that anyone would think she was so unprofessional she’d show up to an interview drunk out of her mind.

As she wrote on her MySpace blog:

I just wanted to address the rumors from a couple days ago at a morning radio show. It was very upsetting to hear that people are saying that I was intoxicated when I came in for my morning interview. I take my work very seriously and would never disrespect anyone and come into an interview that way.

She takes her work sooooo seriously, you guys. She is, like, a polygon of professionalisms. Ashlee would never disrespect anyone and waste everyone’s time by behaving badly during a live broadcast.

Remember?

She goes on:

As you may have noticed, I was asked mostly personal questions which are never fun to be asked and therefore I giggled my way through it. If you listen to other interviews I’ve done, you’d know I giggle a lot. Not only because I am a happy person & everyone who knows me knows I laugh all day long, but also I giggle when people ask me uncomfrotable questions not knowing what to say or what else to do. Questions & false rumors about my dad being a jerk, being pregnant, being engaged, etc are not fun to answer every single day.

Yes, it was way uncomfrotable [sic] to be asked about the time last week when you pretended to be pregnant to get some attention. The media is so mean!