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07
Mar
08

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Knows That God Is Everywhere, Even Up in the Strip Club

By Simon Scowl
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls, Movie Stars, The Naughty Bits, The Religious and The Washed Up

 

Michael Lohan — newly ordained as a minister and actually running a rehab facility these days — made a … pilgrimage to Manhattan strip emporium Rick’s Cabaret, where he flashed a big wad o’ cash and treated two buddies to a sizzling string of in-your-face lap dances!

Praise the Lord and pass the amoxicillin! That piece of news is from the National Enquirer, via Cele|bitchy, so it’s good enough for me.

You know Lohan’s ministry is legit because he’s working with Stephen Baldwin. They’re also trying to recruit Frank Stallone and Tom Cruise’s funny-looking cousin who sometimes shows up on Lost.

By the way, I hope it was the strippers giving those “two buddies” the lap dances. Mr. Lohan does look like he stays in shape, but…

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2 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Knows That God Is Everywhere, Even Up in the Strip Club”

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  1. 1 slacker chic Mar 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    this guy is the opitome of sleeze. i almost understand why lohan is so f***ed up. almost.

  2. 2 jewels Mar 7th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Jail changes everyone…yah i believe in Jesus too… NOT !!!

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