Scientists have recently discovered a newly evolved part of the human brain that’s exclusively devoted to storing news about the Lohan family. It’s called “The Mindfill.” It’s like a landfill, except more disgusting and less likely to contain anything useful. So let’s fill it up!
You know about the E! network enabling this miserable family’s dysfunction with the upcoming reality show Living Lohan, which will follow Dina’s enthusiastic attempts to destroy the lives of her remaining children. And you’ve probably heard that their dad Michael doesn’t like the idea. Well, according to Page Six:
Lindsay’s Bible-thumping father has slammed his ex-wife, Dina, for her reality show “Living Lohan,” in which she features their youngest daughter, Ali. But it turns out he’s got his own show he’s trying to sell. “He wants to do a male version of ‘The View’ with [fellow born-again pal] Stephen Baldwin. It’s not likely to happen.”
Hmmmm, a male version of The View with Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin… how about calling it Seein’ Double?
Hey, the guy’s gotta make a living. Living Lohan is probably why E! scuttled Michael’s own reality show (which he denies pursuing), but you can still watch the jaw-dropping pitch tape on Youtube:
There comes that time in every father’s life when he thinks to himself: “And I thought my mugshot looked bad…”
And yes, apparently Hookers for Jesus is real. (Don’t you remember the miracle of the loaves and implants?) That explains what Michael has been doing in the strip clubs: using his position as a missionary! Er, wait… Anyway, if Mike needs any help, I hear Eliot Spitzer is looking for a job.
We really don’t need another version of The View. Believe me. One’s enough.
The View with men … so they’d talk about sports and girls … but on television … around a table. Can’t imagine why an idea like that would get rejected.
Actually, it sounds a little bit like High Stakes Poker to me. Good show.
Maybe. But they already tried it. It was called The Other Side or something. It had Dick Clark, That Mario guy from that high school show, and head case Danny Bonaduce. And some others I can’t remember.
God, even the description sounds ridiculous.
I don’t like how “the View” is turning out. All the “Vajayjay” jokes. Ugh. I don’t even watch it anymore. Poor Elizabeth. Don’t put Michael down, because he is a Christian… I don’t think a Male “View” is a good idea, either..