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13
Mar

Ashlee Didn’t Hate Her Old Nose? Snot Likely

Ashlee “The Less Talented (If That’s Even Possible)” Simpson tells Us Magazine:

“[Plastic surgery] is something that everybody should think about for a really long time,” she tells Us. “Once you know it’s something you really feel comfortable with, then to each their own.”

Still, the singer downplays her own transformation. “I was never really unhappy with how I looked, [and] I don’t think I am more beautiful than I was [before].”

What, so she got her schnozz chopped off as a goof? She’s obviously never seen Pinocchio, or she’d know what happens to dummies who lie.

13
Mar

Al Franken is “Stuart Small”

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The New York State Worker’s Compensation Board has levied a $25,000 fine against U.S. Senate candidate Al Franken’s personal corporation, since he failed to provide workers’ compensation insurance for nearly three years.

Priceless video to follow:

So let’s get this straight: The Worker’s Comp. Board started sending Franken notices at his New York address in April 2005. Franken’s campaign told The Washington Times that he never got them, since he had moved back to Minnesota. But a Minnesota muckraking website shows that Franken voted in New York during the interim. Oops.

Franken, of course, won’t acknowledge that he did anything wrong. This despite his alignment with U.S. labor unions (click on a, b, c, d, e), which usually don’t take too kindly to stuffed shirts messing with their strong-armed benefits. Franken is even a big supporter of a movement to let labor unions “organize” U.S. workplaces without secret-ballot elections (something called the “Employee Free Choice Act,” if you can believe that).

I’ll let The New York Post take it from here:

Now, if this were any corporation other than his own, what would he be doing?

  • Ripping it for heartlessly failing to give its employees basic protection.
  • Denouncing it for skipping town just as the fine was being levied.
  • Condemning it for ducking the fine for nearly three years.

None of this surprises.

Franken’s aforementioned previous employer, Air America, bankrolled the liberal radio network’s weak launch in part with a $500,000 loan siphoned from funds meant for a Bronx charity serving kids and senior citizens.

For added fun, enkoy Franken’s classic and borderline blasphemous “Supply Side Jesus”cartoon. Just because.

13
Mar

Kim Kardashian Has Bad Taste in Men

kim_k.jpgSocialite/Playboy model/TV star/spokesbutt Kim Kardashian says that all men are worthless:

“I went out with a good guy in school — but it has all gone downhill since then.

“Every single guy since then has cheated on me — so I think all men cheat. Normally my sister catches them out.

“But every guy I have been out with has cheated on me and broken my heart.”

Poor little Kim, she’s just a victim of those mean, unfaithful guys. The Sun takes pity and even headlined the article “Would you cheat on busty Kim?”

But then, she has done her fair share of running around in the past.

Back when she was nothing more than Paris Hilton’s sidekick, she dated R&B singer Ray J (Brandy’s brother, which explains why Kim was using their mom’s credit card up and down Robertson Boulevard) for three years.

Except Ray J dumped her when he caught her cheating with Nick Lachey; they reconciled only to break up again three months later when she got with actor Nick Cannon.

Obviously the next Kardashian sister should be named Karma.

13
Mar

No Takebacks, Jodie

From the LA Daily News, 12/21/07:

Jodie Foster gave a really moving and surprisingly candid speech when she received the Sherry Lansing Leadership Award at the 16th annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast on Tuesday.

Toward the end of her remarks, Jodie thanked those nearest and dearest to her. Among them was “my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.”

Since she has always been so intensely private, I was surprised at the public acknowledgment of who I presume is Cydney Bernard, the woman who is widely reported to be her life partner.

From the March 16 issue of Parade (via Page Six):

On why she hasn’t fallen in love yet:
“Oh, my life is basically from the head up. I’m definitely not proud of that. I’m very analytical.”

Come on, dude. Yeah, true, it’s nobody’s business. And thanks to some of the nutjobs out there (the latest being this guy), you’ve got more privacy concerns than most people, even more than most celebrities. But you gave a speech. For winning a leadership award. It’s 2008! We can handle it.

Then again, it’s Parade. They probably don’t even know.




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