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13
Mar
08

Ashlee Didn’t Hate Her Old Nose? Snot Likely

Ashlee “The Less Talented (If That’s Even Possible)” Simpson tells Us Magazine:

“[Plastic surgery] is something that everybody should think about for a really long time,” she tells Us. “Once you know it’s something you really feel comfortable with, then to each their own.”

Still, the singer downplays her own transformation. “I was never really unhappy with how I looked, [and] I don’t think I am more beautiful than I was [before].”

What, so she got her schnozz chopped off as a goof? She’s obviously never seen Pinocchio, or she’d know what happens to dummies who lie.


6 Responses to “Ashlee Didn’t Hate Her Old Nose? Snot Likely”


  1. 1 jlynn Mar 14th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Yeah, it’s like, no big deal you guys. I just had my nose broken and shaved to a cuter size. I didn’t even notice because I was perfectly happy with my old nose.
    Think about plastic surgery for a long time and then get it done even if you’re fine with the way you look!

    That doesn’t even make sense. Why get a nose job if you weren’t unhappy with your nose! Thats a horrible message to girls. Just perpetuating a problem that hollywood treats like its no big deal. I personally thought she was prettier before, now she looks like any other girl. I always thought she was a twit though.

  2. 2 Pastafarian Mar 15th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    You know I actually broke my nose in a car accident. I had to have surgery to have it fixed. It actually looks better. And I didn’t mind the way it looked before. I know it sounds stupid but it’s a true story.

  3. 3 Surgery Girl Mar 16th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    Course she hated it - it was a real hooter. She looks much better now.

  4. 4 Jayne Mar 17th, 2008 at 6:31 am

    I got my nose done when I was 17– a long, long time ago. Why do so many make such a big deal out of it?? It upsets me, though, to see all these female stars go from blonde to dark hair. Ugh. Like Britney, Cameron Diaz(used to have dark hair). I think blonde hair is so much more flattering… Just my two cents… Oh, Ashley’s hair looks great red, I will say…

  5. 5 Reply to Jayne Mar 17th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Thats a dumb comment. Blonde does not look good on everyone. Since we all look different and have different complexions, blond may not be more flattering…I bet you’re a blonde arent you? or a fake blond, cuz that was dumb to say

  6. 6 corrine Mar 17th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    I especially like the fact that once it was done Bignose refused to confirm it, like we couldn’t tell it had gone from a nose that resembled the front of a concorde plane to an itsy bitsy thing.

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