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14
Mar
08

Who’s a Worse Parent, Eddie Murphy or Melanie Brown?

Sure, Eddie might be a deadbeat dad, but at least he doesn’t loll around in a bikini in public during the day, smoking ciggies and swilling champagne:

(Check out Hollywood Tuna for more, if necessary.) It’s all part of the health regimen she told People about last May:

“It’s amazing. I love being a mom… I love kids, period. I’d have another one tomorrow if I could.”

She’s been keeping in shape by doing cardio and eating healthy foods such as salmon and broccoli, and said: “I feel great! I’m happy. I was a happy pregnant woman and now I’m a happy new mom. Life goes on, and I have two beautiful children.”

You know what kids love? Cirrhosis and lung cancer. Oh wait, I meant candy and toys.

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18 Responses to “Who’s a Worse Parent, Eddie Murphy or Melanie Brown?”


  1. 1 timmy_the_tooth Mar 14th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Who’s the worst parent?

    Yours. You turned out like this.

  2. 2 Simon Scowl Mar 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Hi, Mom!

  3. 3 Spartacus McGillicutty Mar 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    I have to agree with timmy_the_tooth. That you think wearing a bikini or having a drink/smoke makes you a bad parent doesn’t speak too highly of your own parents.

    Do us a favor and spare the world even more stupidity; get yourself a vasectomy.

  4. 4 Pastafarian Mar 14th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Yeah so there!!

  5. 5 Phil McCockie Mar 14th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Uh huh yeah and stuff

  6. 6 jlynn Mar 14th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Maybe it speaks very highly of his parents.

  7. 7 Watch_your_language Mar 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Wow.Take a set of pics from one afternoon on one day in this woman’s life and act as if she’s butsechsing every child on the planet is just so awesome a way to try and pull in traffic.

    And Eddie Murphy is more than likely trolling for trannie hookers as I type this,so there.

  8. 8 Simon Scowl Mar 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Do us a favor and spare the world even more stupidity; get yourself a vasectomy.

    Hi, Dad!

  9. 9 The Oversneer Mar 14th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Wow.Take a set of pics from one afternoon on one day in this woman’s life and act as if she’s butsechsing every child on the planet is just so awesome a way to try and pull in traffic.

    Yep.

    Ain’t life grand?

  10. 10 Sue D. Nym Mar 14th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    I’d hit itandhit it Sooooooo bad

  11. 11 Momma Mar 14th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Her kids are with the nanny who really raises them, so who cares what the “mom” does?

  12. 12 lins Mar 16th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    While it does look like she may have entrapped him into having a baby (they were together for like three weeks when she got pregnant) I still think Eddie is worse. So she took an afternoon of relaxation…big deal. And, it’s not like she’s blowing smoke in her kids’ faces - if being a smoker makes you a bad parent then millions of kids in this country have bad parents as well. He’s taking his anger out on her by refusing to see or bond with his own flesh and blood, his daughter. That’s sick.

  13. 13 C. Mar 16th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    How dare that chartalan show her ankles in public while having an alcoholic beverage without permission from her husband or father! Next thing you know, they’ll want the vote.

  14. 14 Simon Scowl Mar 17th, 2008 at 12:56 am

    As perceptive and on-point as ever, C….

  15. 15 C. Mar 17th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    Look, to declare that she’s a bad mother because she’s having a drink, engaging in a recreational activity without her children, and smoking — and then to imply that she’s just as bad as someone who has never had any contact with his child and does not intend to — is ridiculous. It seems like the author of this post was REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel. Is Katherine Heigl a bad wife for smoking? Oh, is Posh Spice a bad mother for smoking? Why are we judging Melanie Brown as a mother first, anyways?

  16. 16 Simon Scowl Mar 17th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Why not?

  17. 17 C. Mar 18th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Because I figured that, being in 2008, we could begin to accept women taking on other roles than ‘mother’, ‘wife’, and we shouldn’t take someones actions out of context to deride them for failing at traditional roles. If these pictures had Brown smoking with her daughter right next to her, or wearing a bikini and drinking champagne at Angel’s 1st birthday party, then yes, that is making a pretty big parenting faux pas. But to be seen with one glass of champagne and one cigarette while her daughter is not present does not make her a bad mother. Why is the bikini relevant, anyways? If skimpily dressing makes you a bad mother, I can’t wait to see the post where Heidi Klum is revealed as the terrible mother she is for walking in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a couple of months ago.

    The only thing about this is that drinking can mess up breast feeding, but I dont know how long women breast feed, some babies simply refuse their mothers milk and need formula, and it’s incredibly rude and assuming to decide that she does or doesnt breastfeed because its personal.

    Basically, this post is dumping on someone for some nonexistant crime, and it’s silly.

  18. 18 Simon Scowl Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Tell us more!

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