Radar Magazine has put the April cover story on Co$ we told you about online. It turns out that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are only mentioned in one sentence (which was enough to elicit a strong denial from Smith). The rest of the story is about Scientology’s current battle with the group calling itself Anonymous, which has been responsible for various pranks and protests against the cult, as well as this instant Youtube classic:

The story also details how the “church” has bought up most of downtown Clearwater, FL and turned it into L. Ronopolis, and how, even before the ongoing Tom Cruise freakapalooza, some of Scientology’s inner circle were beginning to turn their backs on it. And no wonder. It’s kind of tough to convince people to pay thousands of dollars to learn stuff they can get from one episode of South Park. There’ll always be suckers out there, but the more people who know about this cult’s thug tactics and insane rhetoric, the better.