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Mar
08

Would-Be Beatle Exterminator: Judgment Day

heather_mills_judgment_day.jpgThe legal judgment in the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce settlement has been made public, much to the gold-digging former model’s dismay (and look how well she handled it).

But it’s not hard see why the judge saw through her “I’m giving it all away” claims — her tax returns show few charitable contributions.

Among her demands:

  • Properties: Seven, including one in Beverly Hills and $16-million to $25-million for a modest little place in London
  • Housekeepers: To pay the salaries of seven (one per house), $1.3-million per year
  • Vacations: Nearly $1-million per year, including $370,000 for private jets and helicopter flights
  • Clothes: $250,000 per year
  • Equestrian activities: $78,000 per year (although she no longer rides)
  • Wine: $78,000 per year (but she doesn’t drink)
  • Driver: $86,000 per year

About $250,000 a year for clothes? Honestly I can’t bash that, as I can’t say if I had Paul McCartney’s money at my disposal that I wouldn’t do the same. But it’s the equestrian stuff that gets me. If you have only one leg, don’t you fall off the horse somewhere between a trot and a canter?

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6 Responses to “Would-Be Beatle Exterminator: Judgment Day”


  1. 1 Tengu Mar 18th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    What about that wine expense? Kinda hard to maintain balance when you get tipsy on $78,000 worth of wine every year. I wouldn’t mind being a housekeeper though, if she divides up that $1.3 million equally, then they are making $185,714.28 per year for housekeeping duties. I wonder if they get paid extra for cleaning the prosthetic leg?

  2. 2 Pastafarian Mar 18th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Who could spend 250,000 a year on clothes? I guess I could if I didn’t get my jeans at the grocery store.

  3. 3 Rocko Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    She just rounded everything up. Way up.

  4. 4 hydeeobbz Mar 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am

    now she can go sh**faced-sidesddled-get really p*ssed-even legless-what a tunnel

  5. 5 Joey Mar 19th, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Man, inflation is really getting bad. I’ve never heard of a former prostitute making that much money for banging one guy.

  6. 6 Social Mange Mar 29th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    Horseback riding is about balance and seat, it’s not about gripping the horse with your legs or sawing the reins with hard hands. If the rider has balance and a good seat, amputation shouldn’t stop someone who is passionate about the sport. There is a coaching manual for therapeutic riding that addresses amputee riders and specific medical concerns that should be monitored in an amputee rider, whether the amputation was of a lower extremity or an upper.

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