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20
Mar

Amy Winehouse’s Boobs Might Be The Only Healthy Parts She Has Left

amy_winehouse_nude_ad.jpg From RADAR (some links below are NSFW):

In honor of naked celebrity week (well, that is, if Audrina, Kristin, and Ashley the call girl count as celebrities), Amy Winehouse is also taking her clothes off. Nope, it’s not her usual cracked-out ramble through the streets in a dingy bra. This time Winehouse got her kit off for charity, stripping down for photographer Carolyn Djanogly to raise awareness about breast cancer among young women.

The songstress appears nekkid in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living, where she’s pictured strumming her guitar in the buff while covered only in two pieces of duct tape. Because looking scarily out of it (with a mild S&M twist) is just fine, as long as you’re doing it for a good cause.

Um … Amy Winehouse is quite possibly the worst entertainment spokesperson for any health initiative since fat Elvis. I think most 24-year-old women would rather have breast cancer than wind up drooling in a downtown London gutter in between crack binges.

Between snorting vodka flambés, injecting heroin into her toes, doing lines of blow onstage, sucking on a crack pipe, and having her stomach pumped, you’d think her publicist would advise Wino to confine her advocacy activities to something more appropriate.

There’s got to be a “Save The Overdosed Serial-Rehabbing Skanks” Foundation somewhere…

(Photo from HELLO!)

20
Mar

Heather Mills’s Piggish Behavior

heather_mills_dwts2.jpgAs if we didn’t know this was coming…

Turns out Heather Mills didn’t give all of her earnings from Dancing With The Stars to charity after all.

When she signed onto the show, she made a big fuss about how she would donate her entire $220,000 appearance fee to British animal-rights charity Vegetarians International Voice for Animals.

On Viva’s website, she wrote:

“The last few months have not been good for me as my life has been on hold. But I love dancing and want to support Viva in this important campaign to expose the appalling cruelty to which millions of pigs are subjected on British farms. Taking part in this show satisfies both desires. The show itself might also provide a bit of fun and a few laughs — things I’ve been missing for far too long.”

Truly, this is vintage Heather Mills. It calls attention to her troubles and organizes a big pity party not so much for the pigs as for her need for “fun and a few laughs.”

In any event, it didn’t really materialize. According to court documents that came out after the divorce settlement, she gave about $100,000 to the charity — less than half of what she promised.

Oink!

20
Mar

She’s Just Being Miley

miley_cyrus2.jpgMiley Ray Cyrus might be responsible for some of the awful paparazzi attention she’s been getting lately — TMZ has video of her buying a swarm of photographers snacks and offering to wait around for them later.

Which seems to be foiling her own plans to keep them away from her so she can live a normal 15-year-old’s life, which she and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus discussed with Access Hollywood:

The Hannah Montana stars talked about how Miley is starting to get a lot of attention from paparazzi, and Billy Ray’s efforts to approach the snappers and find out who they are. “I just want to try to know who’s stalking my family,” he said.

Hint: Your daughter has befriended those stalkers. Maybe she knows who they are and what they can do for her career.




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