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20
Mar
08

Amy Winehouse’s Boobs Might Be The Only Healthy Parts She Has Left

amy_winehouse_nude_ad.jpg From RADAR (some links below are NSFW):

In honor of naked celebrity week (well, that is, if Audrina, Kristin, and Ashley the call girl count as celebrities), Amy Winehouse is also taking her clothes off. Nope, it’s not her usual cracked-out ramble through the streets in a dingy bra. This time Winehouse got her kit off for charity, stripping down for photographer Carolyn Djanogly to raise awareness about breast cancer among young women.

The songstress appears nekkid in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living, where she’s pictured strumming her guitar in the buff while covered only in two pieces of duct tape. Because looking scarily out of it (with a mild S&M twist) is just fine, as long as you’re doing it for a good cause.

Um … Amy Winehouse is quite possibly the worst entertainment spokesperson for any health initiative since fat Elvis. I think most 24-year-old women would rather have breast cancer than wind up drooling in a downtown London gutter in between crack binges.

Between snorting vodka flambés, injecting heroin into her toes, doing lines of blow onstage, sucking on a crack pipe, and having her stomach pumped, you’d think her publicist would advise Wino to confine her advocacy activities to something more appropriate.

There’s got to be a “Save The Overdosed Serial-Rehabbing Skanks” Foundation somewhere…

(Photo from HELLO!)

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4 Responses to “Amy Winehouse’s Boobs Might Be The Only Healthy Parts She Has Left”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Mar 20th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Amy Winehouse is a woman??!! Egad!

  2. 2 jlynn Mar 20th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    What? Courtney Love wasn’t available?

  3. 3 Virgin Bob Mar 21st, 2008 at 6:05 am

    Skank whore druggie!

  4. 4 Jill Mar 25th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Speaking as a young woman< I wouldn’t prefer breast cancer to winehouse’s situation…she may have a serious drug problem…but i guess talent doesnt count for anything anymore….

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