Just when you thought Heather Mills couldn’t be any more of a train wreck, this comes from The Sun in London:
High-living Heather Mills was exposed as a hypocrite last night — for failing to buy first-class flights for daughter Beatrice.
Mucca slammed ex Sir Paul McCartney on Monday for forcing the four-year-old to travel “B Class” after their bitter divorce — while he flew “A Class.”
She haughtily vowed to pay for Beatrice’s first-class travel herself.
But details obtained by The Sun show the one-legged gold-digger has ALREADY failed to live up to her pledge …
Moments after her ÂŁ24.3 million settlement with Sir Paul, Heather accused him of failing to provide enough cash for Beatrice to go first class.
She said: “Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year, so obviously she’s meant to travel B class while her father travels A class. But obviously I will pay for that.”
Yet Heather’s travel itinerary shows that, while she flies in luxury, Bea will be strapped in a cheap seat.
The Sun also did some due-diligence and found that plenty of Upper Class seats were available on the Virgin Atlantic flight Mills is booked on.
A new addition to the Deceiver.com International Strike Force will be joining us next week. A French-native fan of the blog (and a part-time journalist to boot) wrote us a few weeks ago from his home in the Canadian province of Quebec. To our great shock (and awe), he inquired about our plea some months ago for bilingual bloggers. Thankfully, his English was better than my high-school French, so we were able to connect. He’s going to be blogging under the nom de plume of “Just Jacque.”
If you’re a Francophone, or if you just enjoy looking at vowels with accents (and that funky curlicue letter “C” thingy), look for a French flag icon next to the Italian one next week. Our Italian friend “Pop Arazzo” seems to have fallen off the blog-wagon lately, but he promises to start writing again soon too.
Porn star Jenna Jameson wants Oscar-winner Charlize Theron to strip for PETA:
“It would be amazing if Charlize did one of our ‘Go naked’ campaigns,” she said. “I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away.”
Jameson continued: “Charlize is so sexy — I would totally love for her to go naked. I’d die for that.”
Well unlike some other PETA spokespeople I could name, Charlize is not a desiccated porn queen, a self-harming circus freak, or shilling for a company that tests on animals.
Plus as far as I know, she’s never been to rehab, which seems to be a prerequisite for PETA spokesmanship these days.
The lady has class and also seems to love her leather.
Let’s all say a little prayer that she doesn’t need the money that bad.
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