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Archive for March 21st, 2008

21
Mar

Heather “Pornocchio” Mills Is A First-Class Hypocrite

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Just when you thought Heather Mills couldn’t be any more of a train wreck, this comes from The Sun in London:

High-living Heather Mills was exposed as a hypocrite last night — for failing to buy first-class flights for daughter Beatrice.

Mucca slammed ex Sir Paul McCartney on Monday for forcing the four-year-old to travel “B Class” after their bitter divorce — while he flew “A Class.”

She haughtily vowed to pay for Beatrice’s first-class travel herself.

But details obtained by The Sun show the one-legged gold-digger has ALREADY failed to live up to her pledge …

Moments after her £24.3 million settlement with Sir Paul, Heather accused him of failing to provide enough cash for Beatrice to go first class.

She said: “Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year, so obviously she’s meant to travel B class while her father travels A class. But obviously I will pay for that.”

Yet Heather’s travel itinerary shows that, while she flies in luxury, Bea will be strapped in a cheap seat.

The Sun also did some due-diligence and found that plenty of Upper Class seats were available on the Virgin Atlantic flight Mills is booked on.

21
Mar

Jenna Jameson Wants Charlize to Get Naked

charlize_theron.jpgPorn star Jenna Jameson wants Oscar-winner Charlize Theron to strip for PETA:

“It would be amazing if Charlize did one of our ‘Go naked’ campaigns,” she said. “I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away.”

Jameson continued: “Charlize is so sexy — I would totally love for her to go naked. I’d die for that.”

Well unlike some other PETA spokespeople I could name, Charlize is not a desiccated porn queen, a self-harming circus freak, or shilling for a company that tests on animals.

Plus as far as I know, she’s never been to rehab, which seems to be a prerequisite for PETA spokesmanship these days.

The lady has class and also seems to love her leather.

Let’s all say a little prayer that she doesn’t need the money that bad.




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