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21
Mar
08

Jenna Jameson Wants Charlize to Get Naked

charlize_theron.jpgPorn star Jenna Jameson wants Oscar-winner Charlize Theron to strip for PETA:

“It would be amazing if Charlize did one of our ‘Go naked’ campaigns,” she said. “I saw her just the other day and she just blew me away.”

Jameson continued: “Charlize is so sexy — I would totally love for her to go naked. I’d die for that.”

Well unlike some other PETA spokespeople I could name, Charlize is not a desiccated porn queen, a self-harming circus freak, or shilling for a company that tests on animals.

Plus as far as I know, she’s never been to rehab, which seems to be a prerequisite for PETA spokesmanship these days.

The lady has class and also seems to love her leather.

Let’s all say a little prayer that she doesn’t need the money that bad.


11 Responses to “Jenna Jameson Wants Charlize to Get Naked”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Mar 21st, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    If I had a choice between… A Seeing Charlize Theron naked, or B Jenna Jameson being quiet, I’d pick B

  2. 2 Kat Mar 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 am

    Why doesn’t she ask a guy to get naked ??

  3. 3 jlynn Mar 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I thought she did do something for PETA.

  4. 4 Toubrouk Mar 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    There’s a little detail we seems to forget about all this: Jenna Jameson is a confirmed bisexual. This means, the might have other motives than charity over this.

    Just think about it; What if it was Donald Trump who asked Charlize Theron to be naked for PETA? Would we gave him the innocence of the doubt or we would call him a lecherous bastard?

  5. 5 The Oversneer Mar 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Judging from her vilm ouvre, actually, I’d figure Jenna Jameson for a trisexual … That is, she’ll try anything at least once.

  6. 6 dd Mar 24th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    if jenna is so PETA , how does she explain all the beef curtains she eats?

  7. 7 Anne Mar 25th, 2008 at 7:16 am

    charlize is hardly an appropriate choice for PETA, she is a spokeswhore for L’OREAL, one of the worst animal testers on the planet. besides of course, wearing leather and proudly eating “braavleis”.

    what happened to ethics, morals?

  8. 8 Toubrouk Mar 25th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    >>what happened to ethics, morals?<<

    Flushed down the collective Mass-Media’s toilet?

    In our current “Shock & Awe” communication age, we can’t expect much in the realm of enlightenment.

  9. 9 Hale Apr 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Um, yes, Charlize does work with PETA already (and celebs don’t get paid to be spokespeople, that’s why it’s called “charity”…).

    [No spam, please. -- Mgmt.]

    Both women should be commended for giving a voice to the voiceless–and good for Jenna getting involved in a cause worth fighting for.

  10. 10 luigi May 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    jenna wanted charlize to go naked ,so she can do the lezbo act in film

  11. 11 Jenna Jun 14th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    I find this to be hilarious that Charlize Theron is being patted on the back for having class and loving her leather. This same website printed last year that Theron was a hypocrite for being an avocate for PETA when she was posing in Vogue magazine wearing suede and leather articles of clothing.

    Whatever!

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