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24
Mar

Hillary’s Having a Bad Day Here at Deceiver

Check out this statewide ad the Clinton campaign ran in Wisconsin last month:

At least she stopped short of tucking her hands into her armpits, flapping her elbows, and clucking like a chicken. And it’s a good thing too, because according to today’s Huffington Post:

Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, once so eager to debate she ran two ads questioning why her rival wouldn’t, has yet to say whether she’ll debate Sen. Barack Obama in North Carolina next month.

Both presidential candidates plan to participate in an ABC News debate on April 16 in Philadelphia. Pennsylvania holds it primary days later, on April 22. Obama also has agreed to a debate April 19 hosted by CBS in North Carolina. North Carolina holds its primary May 6.

Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson said Monday that the campaign has not made a decision about the CBS debate and is still working through the details.

More like Howard Chickenson! Oh wait, I made the chicken joke already.

24
Mar

Hillary Clinton’s “Electoral” Fuzzy Math

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U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton’s own inner circle is confiding to some reporters that she has about a 10 percent chance of edging out rival Barack Obama for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination. So all the attention is now focused on winning the support of so-called “superdelegates,” party insiders whose convention voting isn’t tied to how ordinary Americans voted during the primary elections.

On CNN yesterday, another Senator (who backs Hillary) suggested that these superdelegates ought to look to the U.S. Electoral College for help making their decisions. From this morning’s New York Times:

“So who carried the states with the most Electoral College votes is an important factor to consider because ultimately, that’s how we choose the president of the United States,” [Sen. Evan] Bayh said on CNN’s “Late Edition.”

In a primary, of course, electoral votes are not relevant, but the Clinton campaign is trying to use them as an unofficial measure of strength.

So far, Mrs. Clinton has won states with a total of 219 Electoral College votes, not counting Florida and Michigan, while Mr. Obama has won states with a total of 202 electoral votes.

Mr. Obama, of Illinois, is ahead of Mrs. Clinton, of New York, in most other leading indicators [including] popular vote (by 700,000 votes out of 26 million cast …

Two weeks ago on Meet the Press, Clinton supporter and Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell said pretty much the same thing (but with different math):

TIM RUSSERT: Governor Rendell, if, in fact, Barack Obama goes to the convention in Colorado in August with the most elected delegates, having won more contests and a higher popular vote, the cumulative vote, could he be denied the nomination?

RENDELL: Well, sure, Tim, because, number one, Hillary Clinton has won states with about 260 electoral votes. Barack Obama has won states with about 190. And we decide the presidency not by a popular vote, we decide it by the electoral vote. And the traditional role of the superdelegates is to determine who’s going to be our strongest candidate.

Which is pretty funny, since the very first thing Hillary did after winning her U.S. Senate seat was to call for the abolition of the Electoral College:

”I have thought about this for a long time,” Mrs. Clinton said at a rally in an airport hangar in Syracuse. ”I’ve always thought we had outlived the need for an Electoral College, and now that I am going to the Senate, I am going to try to do what I can to make clear that the popular vote, the will of the people, should be followed.”

24
Mar

Paris Hilton Is Really Into Africa and Stuff

paris_in_africa.jpgParis Hilton finally made good on her post-DUI promise to do some charity work and spent two hours at an orphanage in South Africa last week. She’s overseas to be with her boyfriend Benji Madden while his band is on tour.

The heiress focused on the younger kids, to whom she has probably given cooties by now.

But anyway, thought y’all would enjoy this little tidbit that showcased how much research Paris did on the places she was visiting:

Paris said, “I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

I’ve heard the shopping in that country of West Africa is really super fantastic, you guys. We should totally all go and adopt babies and stuff.

24
Mar

Be Your Own PET Gets Curbed

In order for that headline to make sense, you need to know that Be Your Own PET is the name of a band. They’re from Nashville and play very loud music with guitars and drums, and their singer looks like she’s 15 years old and really flips out onstage. They’ve got a new album out this month, and it turns out Universal Records removed three songs from it at the last minute. Why? Because they were “too violent”! Pitchfork Media has some of the lyrics:

“Blow Your Mind” is a 45-second juggernaut that turns its title into a threat. “Black Hole” bitches about living in a dead end town with nothing going on, so “let’s go and kill someone”. It also contains the immortal line, “Eating pizza is really great / So is destroying everything you hate!”

“Becky” tells a Heathers-style tale of best friends turned worst enemies:

Doesn’t matter anyway, ’cause I’ve got a brand new friend, OK
Me and her, we’ll kick your ass
We’ll wait with knives after class!

Well then, that makes sense, right? Universal Music Group certainly doesn’t want to condone violence. Here’s another example of UMG protecting the public from one of their own artists:

HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell
Here I’ll scream with you,
AHH SOMEBODY HELP.
Don’t you get it b*tch?
No one can hear you, now shut the F*** up and get what’s coming to you.
You were supposed to love me.
Now bleed b*tch, bleed!
BLEED B*TCH BLEED!
BLEED!
–Eminem, “Kim”

Remember how UMG pulled that song off the album? Oh wait, no they didn’t. Hmmm… I know! There was this one:

I can’t smoke weed, cause my PO make me p*ss in a cup
N**** go ahead, disrespect me, I’ll f*** you up
I ain’t talkin’ about a fist fight, I’ll cut you up
Yo don’t want stitches in yo grill motherf*****, then chill
–50 Cent, “Whoo Kid Kayslay S***!”

Come to think of it, that timeless classic made its way onto a UMG album too. I wonder if there are any other examples of this double standard? One or two, maybe? It just seems weird that it’s okay for a menacing thug to talk about hurting people, but when a cute, silly girl does it, suddenly it’s wrong.

If you think you can handle it, Be Your Own PET’s site is streaming those songs. Can you listen to them without murdering anybody just because they said so? Let’s find out!

24
Mar

Katherine Heigl: People for the Excellent Tailoring of Animals

katherine_heigl_peta.jpgKatherine Heigl has been running around Hollywood in a snug PETA tee lately, delighting the animal-rights fringe and fans of tight clothing everywhere.

But hold that thought.

Last month she made an appearance at the third annual Pedigree Adoption Drive in New York’s Times Square while wearing a fur-lined coat.

And even if it’s faux fur, as previously reported faux is often anything but.

That’s a brilliant move, wearing a coat that may very well be made from dog fur to a puppy adoption day. Well played!




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