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Mar
08

Hillary’s Making This Stuff Way Too Easy

Hillary Clinton, George Washington University, 3/17:

I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia, and as Togo said, there was a saying around the White House that if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady. That’s where we went.

I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.

Sounds dangerous! Well, she should definitely be the president, then.

What’s that? Oh…

Oops. She was aware she was being filmed, right? Of course, this is the woman who claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, who didn’t become famous until years after she was born. And she pretends to love her husband. So, what’s one more little white lie between friends.

And how about that Sinbad, huh? This is the best thing to happen to his career since… um… somebody help me out here.

P.S. Now she’s saying she “misspoke.” She was thinking of one of the other times she had to dodge sniper fire, probably.


11 Responses to “Hillary’s Making This Stuff Way Too Easy”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Dear Hillary,

    Thanks In advance for making Barack Obama the Democratic nominee. John McCain, and the Republicans are going to mop the floor with that guy. His own mother will hardly recognize him when it’s over. Thanks again! See you at the swearing in on January 2009!

    The Republican Party.

  2. 2 Snoop Diggity-DANG-Dawg Mar 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Hillary is a typical white man.

  3. 3 The Oversneer Mar 25th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Uh oh … If she “misspoke” on March 17, how come she did it on February 29 (in Waco, TX) too?

    “I remember particularly a trip to Bosnia where the welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire.”

  4. 4 Courtney Mar 25th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Hillary Clinton is retarted if she will lie after being caught on camera. And who wants a president who will lie…..twice!?! How she won Texas I do not know. i live in Dallas and EVERYONE hates her. When there were primaries at my school, i saw this girl get out of her car and push one of Clinton’s supporters down:)

  5. 5 Rocko Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    “i saw this girl get out of her car and push one of Clinton’s supporters down:)”

    And I thought the Dems were the party of peace? And I’m sorry Pasta but this isn’t going to kill her candidacy. I mean in that first debate she was caught flipping and flopping while she was in the middle of flipping and flopping by all the candidates and the people on TV and guess who outlasted all of them? Well, except one.

    If Hillary should become Barack’s number two, I fear for his life.

  6. 6 Adrienne Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    BS, I live in Dallas and people do like Hillary. Come on people, if you vote for McCain it’s the same as 4 more years of Bush - more war and more rich people getting richer.

  7. 7 Jenn Mar 26th, 2008 at 6:51 am

    Yep - I am looking forward to the democrats redistributing the wealth - not their money mind you - my money,your money and those evil corporations money.

  8. 8 VicSemprini Mar 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    I support the rich getting richer. I’ve never gotten a job from a poor person. I need a job. I need rich people. I’d like to get rich myself.

    BTW, Adrienne, “rich” people are paying a greater percentage of the total income tax burden than ever before. Bush did that.

  9. 9 Pastafarian Mar 26th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    So if McCain is president I’ll get richer? Cool. I’m not rich now but I’d like to be. And anyone that thinks the dems won’t continue the war if they win is delusional. Didn’t LBJ promise to end Vietnam? Oh but that’s one the democrats started. Didn’t it escalate when he took over? I think that war ended under a republican. I could be wrong I was a baby.

    And you’re right Rocko, it probably won’t kill her. But republicans are praying Obama is the candidate. Frankly most of Obamas supporters aren’t terribly bright and see nothing wrong with his run for president. But most people in Illinois, not the converted mind you, cannot understand peoples fascination with this guy. He’s done virtually nothing while he was our savior. I mean senator. It’ll be a fun election though.

  10. 10 Cookie Mar 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Adrienne you need to read this -

    http://www.jimbyrd.com/liberalism-for-dummies

    maybe it will help you understand our tax system.

  11. 11 yonason Mar 26th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    HAH! Hillarity is vindicated, VINDICATED, I SAY!!!

    And, in case your website doesn’t allow urls, here’s that again in a format that will probably get through.
    http://www.lindasog.com/archives/2008/03/hillary_redeemed.html

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