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08

Paulina Porizkova Is a Poor Man’s Janice Dickinson

paulina_porizkova.jpgTop Model judge Paulina Porizkova has long been a critic of America’s Next Top Model:

“[Top Model is] completely unrealistic. They obviously don’t take girls based on who can actually be a model,” Porizkova told The New York Post last year. “I look at the girls and think, ‘How are you gonna make a model out of that?’”

But then when the show started cutting her checks for her judging abilities, she started claiming that it was the institution of modeling that she was critiquing:

“For somebody who’s been as dismissive of modeling as I have been, it is complete insanity. Talk about contradicting myself. I’m perfectly aware of it,” she notes. But, she adds, “I was like, hey, that’s life!”

And then in her first appearance on the show, she was dismissive of the models themselves.

Honey, I know from bitch and this is all just an act. You will never touch the queen of ANTM bitchery.

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5 Responses to “Paulina Porizkova Is a Poor Man’s Janice Dickinson”


  1. 1 fawkinforunners Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    I hate her. She thinks she’s tranny fierce, but really she’s just a tranny.

  2. 2 Pastafarian Mar 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    If she’s a tranny I’ll go gay for her. You could grate cheese on those cheek bones. Whatever that means. Maybe she’s bitchy, but I don’t care. Is she a PETA supporter? That’s the deal breaker. She should be though, her husband looks like an Emu.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Mar 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Here you go. Sorry. Deceiver was down. Anyway here is who she’d be protecting. Notice the colorful plumage in the second photo. An Emu at rest guarding the clutch. Paula better watch it.

    The first one IS NOT a picture of Rik

    http://mako.cc/copyrighteous/images/emu-small.jpg

    http://www.thecarszone.com/index.cfm?pk=view&cd=PHOTO&cdid=302644&pid=302602&imid=77&pn=35

    Wait. Are they still even married?

  4. 4 bleep Mar 26th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    PETA …People Eating Tasty Animals

  5. 5 Beef Jerky Mar 27th, 2008 at 1:49 am

    Who’s that old lady?

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