Spencer Pratt, aka the worst person on earth, for some reason is writing an advice column for Radar magazine.
And it’s exactly the type of douchebaggery you’d expect from a slick weasel from The Hills.
For a guy asking about how to get his girlfriend’s mom to like him:
“The mother–daughter relationship is the tightest bond in history. You got beef with the mom, you got beef with the daughter… Treat her daughter like a princess — it’s only for a weekend.”
This from a guy who coerced his fiancée into getting implants, lipo, a nose job, and possibly some kind of lip filler/concrete — that is definitely the way to treat royalty.
But then he threw us all a bone:
YO SPENCER! How do you deal with weak people and haters?
With weak people, you can only try to give them confidence and pump them up. To be honest, you don’t need them around you. I try to put myself around really strong people. Haters you should love. Hatred stems from jealousy at some point. If people aren’t hating on you, they don’t care, and if they don’t care, that means you’re not doing anything right. I love my haters. I don’t hate them back at all. You can turn so many haters around once they meet you. I’m like, “Thanks, I get it, I’m an idiot,” and they’re like, “Woo! He’s an idiot! He’s so cool!” I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.
LOVES IT. I definitely have to start eating at Benihana.
I seriously hate this couple.
I’ve always admired how vain and vapid people can take any negativity towards them and say it comes from jealousy. Actually that really bugs me.
Spencer and Heidi are a waste of air. All of America hates them. He says he loves haters? Then he loves every last person in the world b/c we ALL hate him and her.
My life was a dark and empty entity. I am truly grateful that I came across this article. Spencer has inspired me with his moving yet simplistic advise. My life at this very moment has become bright again.
No wait, I just turned my kitchen light on.
Come on!
Anyone who DARE to think they will receive a proper advice from this guy deserve what they get. It’s all a matter of common sense; if you got none, you don’t know what I am talking about.
Whats with the gang signs? Are they in a gang? Think they’re packin’?
Wow.that last thing made no sense at all