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Mar
08

Brangelina Tied the Knot? Or Not?

Brad Pitt in the Oct. ‘06 issue of Esquire:

“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”

Brad Pitt on Saturday afternoon, according to the Star:

“I do.”

Guess they know something the rest of us don’t! Or maybe not. If they didn’t actually get hitched, er, um, never mind.

P.S. Now the Star is saying: “After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story.” Those darn sources!


8 Responses to “Brangelina Tied the Knot? Or Not?”


  1. 1 Ally Mar 31st, 2008 at 7:30 am

    They didn’t get married. Star retracted that comment.

  2. 2 Elaine Mar 31st, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Star magazine is B.S.

  3. 3 Jenn Mar 31st, 2008 at 10:37 am

    who really cares - yawn

  4. 4 Pastafarian Mar 31st, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Hooray for you Brad. Stand up for what you believe in. I want to marry my horse, but “They” won’t let me.

  5. 5 Rocko Mar 31st, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Further Investigation

    Star reporter calls Source.
    Star reporter: Did they actually get married?
    Source: Fuck if I know. I was drunk when you called the last time.
    Star reporter hangs up walks to Star editor’s office.
    Star reporter: Where’s the retractions section?
    Star editor dies laughing.

    True story.

  6. 6 C. Mar 31st, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Star wants them to get married SO BADLY it’s a little weird.

  7. 7 smya Apr 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    they are don them u do u

  8. 8 Simon Scowl Apr 1st, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    eg sa lent point

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