Brad Pitt in the Oct. ‘06 issue of Esquire:
“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.”
Brad Pitt on Saturday afternoon, according to the Star:
Guess they know something the rest of us don’t! Or maybe not. If they didn’t actually get hitched, er, um, never mind.
P.S. Now the Star is saying: “After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story.” Those darn sources!


They didn’t get married. Star retracted that comment.
Star magazine is B.S.
who really cares - yawn
Hooray for you Brad. Stand up for what you believe in. I want to marry my horse, but “They” won’t let me.
Further Investigation
Star reporter calls Source.
Star reporter: Did they actually get married?
Source: Fuck if I know. I was drunk when you called the last time.
Star reporter hangs up walks to Star editor’s office.
Star reporter: Where’s the retractions section?
Star editor dies laughing.
True story.
Star wants them to get married SO BADLY it’s a little weird.
they are don them u do u
eg sa lent point