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Archive for April 1st, 2008

01
Apr

Google Mirth

The other day we told you about Google’s Earth Hour silliness, which probably ended up wasting more electricity than it saved. And you know that Google, despite its eco-friendly lip service (click service?), is an energy glutton. Well, the search-engine titan still isn’t done using up vast resources to tell everybody else how to live. According to Fishwrap:

A group of environmental activists has enlisted Google to help flood the congressional switchboard with one million phone calls on Earth Day urging lawmakers to enact eco-friendly measures.

“We’re really excited about this because Congress keeps saying they don’t hear from the American public on climate change,” said Kathleen Rogers, president of Earth Day Network, which bills itself as an eco-activism group connecting some 17,000 organizations in 174 countries. “The [presidential] candidates are not being asked about climate change. Climate change is the biggest threat to humanity that we’ve ever faced.”

Rogers said her group is finalizing talks with Internet giant Google to coordinate online advertisements and other publicity measures in support of the calls. Details of the arrangement are still being worked out and are scheduled to be released on April 14.

Yay, screechy Global Warming hysteria. If we don’t flood Congress with artificially generated phone calls, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!! Hey, do phones use electricity? They’re solar-powered or something, right?

Maybe this is another one of Google’s April Fool’s gags. If so, ya got me.

(Thanks to Deceiver reader Jenn for the tip.)

P.S. Thanks to reader Jailbones for reminding me about Google co-founder Larry Page’s trip to Richard Branson’s private island in the Caribbean last month to discuss Global Warming. They were joined by several other rich jerks, including none other than Tony Blair. (Do you think they all swam there?) Here’s the lede from the New York Times story:

Richard Branson was lounging under the starry midnight sky on this palm-dappled speck of an island recently when he popped a sobering question.

“So, do we really think the world is on fire?” Branson, the British magnate and adventurer, asked several guests, as a manservant scurried off to fetch him another glass of pinot grigio.

Read the rest, if you can stand it.

01
Apr

DMX and 50 Cent Know What’s Going On

The more I think about it, the more I think rappers’ political views might be pretty reflective of the American people’s total lack of interest in the presidential election.

First was DMX, a convicted felon, and his hilarious summary of the race:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.dmx.jpg
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f-ck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f-ck?! That ain’t no f-ckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f-ck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f-ck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f-ckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, ā€œStop that bullsh-t. Stop that bullsh-tā€ [laughs] ā€œThat ain’t your f-ckin’ name.ā€ Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

fiddy.jpgThen came 50 Cent, who is giving DMX a run for his candidate-knowledge money. First he was supporting Sen. Hillary:

“I just think she’d do a good job. There’s nothing bad about Obama in my eyes either, but I just think Hillary would be my choice.

“I’m not sure America is ready to have a black president. I think they might kill him.”

Then after Sen. Obama’s race speech two weeks ago, Fiddy switched sides:

“I heard Obama speak. He hit me with that he-just-got-done- watching-’Malcolm X,’ and I swear to God, I’m like, ‘Yo, Obama!’ ” He threw his fist in the air. “I’m Obama to the end now, baby!”

And now?

“To be honest, I haven’t been following that anymore. I lost my interest,” he said. “I listened to some of the debate and things that they were saying, and I just got lost in everything that was going on. … Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ‘50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.’”

Actually I think Fiddy and DMX might be a good barometer of how people really feel about the election. Continue asking Fiddy, I say!

01
Apr

Denise Richards Is a Good Mom, You Guys

denise_richards.jpgDenise Richards is on the cover of Shape magazine talking about how she’s trying to foster healthy body images among her daughters, ages 4 and 2:

“I’ll never talk about weight around them,” the actress tells Shape magazine in its May issue. “And they’ll never hear me say, ‘Mommy’s feeling fat today.’ That kind of attitude just makes young girls grow up to be dissatisfied with their bodies.”

And yet, what about her reality show? You know, the one their dad Charlie Sheen tried to get a judge to block so Richards can’t exploit their kids. Won’t that emphasize those image-is-everything ideals that she’s claiming to tell them to ignore?

Oh, right.

ā€œI asked them if they wanted to be on TV and Sam said, ā€˜Yes!ā€ Denise laughed. ā€œMy girls have been around it so much. They love the makeup. They love the hair. They love all of that.

Yeah, they’ve totally got the idea already. Leave the decision to a four-year-old. Smart parenting move.




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