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03
Apr
08

Heather Mills Is Too Poor to Afford Adequate Housing

Ever since that mean ol’ Beatle stiffed her out of her hard-earned cash, leaving her without nearly enough money to raise their daughter Beatrice, Mills has been looking for someplace, anyplace to keep the rain off their poor little heads. With nowhere else to turn, this plucky single mother has been searching in the poverty-stricken One Jackson Square complex in Greenwich Village. Truly a grim flophouse, a last resort for the desperate and downtrodden.

Here’s a look at one such hovel, if you can bear to gaze upon such squalor:

Can you imagine trying to raise a child in such a place?

Seriously, though, just look at those hardwood floors. I’d hate to live in the apartment downstairs. Day and night: “…step CLOMP step CLOMP step CLOMP…”

P.S. She can’t even afford a decent disguise!


6 Responses to “Heather Mills Is Too Poor to Afford Adequate Housing”


  1. 1 jj Apr 3rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    That and in Manhattan? yeah she’s so hard-done-by.

  2. 2 mimi Apr 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    OMG, the horror! There isn’t even a nanny in that picture!

  3. 3 Rocko Apr 4th, 2008 at 1:17 am

    That huge building obscures her view of the rest of the city which she needs to raise her child properly. If McCartney, had done right by her, she would have enough cash to buy up the land and demolish the building. Poor Heather.

    Only I understand you Heather,
    Rocko

  4. 4 Toubrouk Apr 4th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Talk about a dump. McCartney, you bastard! ;)

  5. 5 Davidian Apr 6th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    How does she get a green card to live in the US? Its not like she has any talent or skills.
    She is a total whore, Beatrice would be much better off going with her father. Even if she only can fly B class on parental visits. I feel very sorry having that slut as a mom.
    Heather Mills is what the British call common, she is trying to be way above her station in life. She has not talent or skills to earn a place in the elite of any society.

  6. 6 Tracy Apr 7th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    In the court papers it states that the extra money she received was to by a place in London because she did not want to take Beatrice away from her father. Get the deceiving lying whore out of the US.

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