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03
Apr
08

PETA Offers Britney a Job

By Holly Won't
Categories: Bad Boys & Girls, Musicians and PETA

britney_in_fur.jpgPETA is hiring for a receptionist and for some odd reason they think Britney Spears is the person for it. The letter to Britney from PETA president Ingrid Newkirk reads:

“After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother, PETA would like to offer you a real job as a receptionist. It could be for as little as an hour, and you would see — from the inside — why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. As a ‘thank you’ for your willingness to learn and help, we would donate $1,000 to a children’s charity.”

OK first of all even if she needs the $10 an hour (which, lets face it, she probably does), she wouldn’t take the job because Britney loves her some fur. She just gleefully received $30,000 worth of it for her birthday.

Second, she buys pet-store dogs about as often as she buys Frappuccinos. I don’t get why those media whores suddenly want to capitalize on Britney’s comeback after they’ve criticized her on numerous occasions. Oh wait, I totally do.

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6 Responses to “PETA Offers Britney a Job”

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  1. 1 Simon Scowl Apr 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I guess they really do care about confused, defenseless creatures…

  2. 2 oakling Apr 3rd, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Zing, Simon!
    Are they high? They keep coming out with more and more ridiculous semi-stunts like this.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Apr 3rd, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    I’ve seen pictures. Britney has no fur.

  4. 4 Rocko Apr 4th, 2008 at 1:18 am

    I was going to comment but I don’t think anyone can top Pasta’s.

  5. 5 Toubrouk Apr 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Damn, I wish she will accept! PETA and Britney So deserve each other! :)

  6. 6 The Oversneer Apr 5th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    Update from The Times of London:

    A furious missive arrives from Ingrid E. Newkirk, founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, over our reporting yesterday of her offer of a receptionist job in a letter to Britney Spears. Stridently, Ms Newkirk feels we “display bias”. At her request, we are thus happy to direct readers to http://www.peta.org. Here, they can read the letter in full, and see for themselves that it was not the faintest bit nuts or desperate at all. Or not.

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