PETA is hiring for a receptionist and for some odd reason they think Britney Spears is the person for it. The letter to Britney from PETA president Ingrid Newkirk reads:
“After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother, PETA would like to offer you a real job as a receptionist. It could be for as little as an hour, and you would see — from the inside — why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. As a ‘thank you’ for your willingness to learn and help, we would donate $1,000 to a children’s charity.”
OK first of all even if she needs the $10 an hour (which, lets face it, she probably does), she wouldn’t take the job because Britney loves her some fur. She just gleefully received $30,000 worth of it for her birthday.
Second, she buys pet-store dogs about as often as she buys Frappuccinos. I don’t get why those media whores suddenly want to capitalize on Britney’s comeback after they’ve criticized her on numerous occasions. Oh wait, I totally do.
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I guess they really do care about confused, defenseless creatures…
Zing, Simon!
Are they high? They keep coming out with more and more ridiculous semi-stunts like this.
I’ve seen pictures. Britney has no fur.
I was going to comment but I don’t think anyone can top Pasta’s.
Damn, I wish she will accept! PETA and Britney So deserve each other!
Update from The Times of London: