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04
Apr
08

Dear Heather Mills: We’re Sorry

We’ve had quite a bit of fun at your expense here at Deceiver, but sometimes we forget that words hurt. Who better to remind us than… Yoko?

John Lennon’s widow revealed her empathy for Ms. Mills following her public divorce with Sir Paul McCartney… “All I can say is it’s not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles.

“I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say.”

Yoko is definitely the expert on quietness and suffering. Here she is being very very quiet with the Beatles, back before they fell apart, due in absolutely no part to her:

Are you sharing her suffering yet?


8 Responses to “Dear Heather Mills: We’re Sorry”


  1. 1 Phoebe Apr 4th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    What an ass, including herself in the category of Beatles’ wives “suffering quietly”. When John and Cynthia Lennon were still married, Cynthia walked in on post-coital John and Yucko (the latter of which was wearing Cynthia’s robe) in the Lennons’ house.

  2. 2 Pastafarian Apr 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    I hate the Beatles. Hurray for Yoko. I hate Yoko. Hurray for Heather. I know Yoko suffers on the 50 grand plus John Lennon’s estate generates every week.

  3. 3 trilbynhiss Apr 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Yoko’s going to come crawling out of my monitor and kill me now, isn’t she.

  4. 4 jewels Apr 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    How sad indeed to win the lottery.

  5. 5 Frederique Apr 6th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    POOR Beatles! :-( They were so gentle to endure this!!

  6. 6 Judy Apr 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    I PERSONALLY would have loved to have been strapped with the weight of a Beatle husband. They are all gorgeous, talented and sublimely rich. I would have to whip my Beatle in shape on the “extra women” thing. I have to say, Yoko was SO lucky because John so obviously loved her that he gave up the only other thing that was really working in his life.

  7. 7 melinda Apr 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I have to say, watching your husband get shot to death is pretty hard, i imagine. of yeah, but i guess yoko is just a money grubber…and a no talent, and a blood sucker, one of those j*ps…”wah she broke up the beatles….wahhhhhh” Please, people. this is the oldest line ever. listen to what john lennon said about the person he married. he knew the truth.

  8. 8 lins Apr 8th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Wow, what a burden - the millions of dollars, glamorous lifestyle, VIP treatment everywhere you go, a title as a result of your husband’s knighting by the queen. It’s amazing 60 minutes hasn’t done a profile on this - the endless suffering of Beatle wives. Is there a charity I can donate to?

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