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Tom Cruise to Be Godfather to J.Lo.’s Twins

jlo_twins.jpgJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have decided to annoint Tom Cruise as the godfather of their newborn twins, Max and Emme, despite the fact that the twice-divorced, Scientology-preaching Cruise is definitely not Catholic.

Maybe they mean the horse-head-under-the-sheets definition of Godfather?

Scientology in fact is extremely anti-Catholic. One early follower of L. Ron Hubbard once revealed:

Hubbard ironically dismissed Catholicism as a “very successful operation to control the spirit, minds, and bodies of those who fell under its thrall before they attained an age where they could reason and discriminate and choose for themselves.”

And it’s also relevant that both Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes were raised Catholic, only to have Cruise attempt (once successfully, once not) to convert recruit his wives to Scientology. Lopez and Anthony are still practicing Catholics, so they may want to reconsider. Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else?

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5 Responses to “Tom Cruise to Be Godfather to J.Lo.’s Twins”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Apr 8th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    It doesn’t matter who the god-parents are. All of the children from these two marriages are ultra realistic cyborgs from Japan. Ever wonder why Suri looks Asian? Anyway, celebrities can afford ‘em. I know this for a fact because Tom Cruise is….uh..you know. And no one would intentionally have sex with Marc “King of the Snake Faced People” Anthony would they?

  2. 2 Punchy Apr 8th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    That guy is an effeminate weirdo. Period.

  3. 3 lins Apr 8th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    I’m Catholic (technically, but non-practicing) and neither one of my godparents is Catholic. You don’t have to choose Catholic godparents but when the christening happens, somebody Catholic has to stand in for the non-Catholic godparent. However, the fact that Tom Cruise is a Scientologist does make things different because of their views on Catholicism. Weird choice….probably a publicity move.

  4. 4 Selina Apr 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Max and Emme? Dragon Tales much?

  5. 5 Marian Apr 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I think is really weird from Jennifer and her hubby because they are like really vintage about that but in that bussiness everything happen

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