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Archive for April 10th, 2008

10
Apr

Lindsay Lohan Is a Serious Actr…BOOBIES!

lilo_naked_again.jpgRealizing that her nudie shoot for New York Magazine generated way more media play than her last three movies combined, Linsday Lohan has decided to continue down to road to eventual porn and appear fully naked for the bargain-basement price of $80,000 in her next movie.

The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a “mature actress”.

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to “full frontal” nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

An insider told The Sun: “Lindsay doesn’t care she’s getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.â€

Another source added: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.â€

Although Defamer is reporting that the producers already put the kibosh on that, probably because… well, been there, seen that how many times now?

10
Apr

Nicole Richie’s Baby Should Be Studied by the Military

nicole-richie-baby-hiltron-400x476.jpgNicole Richie’s mom says, incredibly, three-month-old baby Harlow Kate Winter Madden is already speaking and crawling.

“The other day I was holding her, and Harlow said, ‘Hi!’” Brenda Richie told Usmagazine.com at the ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood on Wednesday. (Nicole showed off her post-baby bod in a Missoni dress.)

“I said, ‘Nicole, did you hear that?’” Brenda continued. “Nicole said, ‘I don’t think she knew what she was saying!’”

Added Brenda, “Nicole talks to Harlow constantly, and she tries to answer back!”

The baby “is trying to crawl already,” Brenda said.

That is some crazy stuff right there. And also, probably not remotely true. Otherwise next thing you hear, the surgeon general is going to start recommending cocaine use in the first trimester.

(PhotoShop courtesy of PlanetHiltron.com.)

10
Apr

Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda Are BFF 4EVA

satc.jpgIt’s long been rumored that the divas on Sex and the City simply can’t stand each other, but they persist in denying there is anything between the four actresses but affection:

“It’s almost like going back to high school, yet not,” Kristin [Davis, who plays Charlotte York] tells LOGO’s NewNowNext.“There’s a sense of familiarity between us, and we are in many ways like sisters.

“We finish each others’ sentences and we were never separated from each other.”

High school might be a clue to the truth, however. Like a cafeteria squabble between catty teenagers, at a dinner to celebrate the Point Foundation’s annual awards on Monday, Sarah Jessica Parker pulled a stunt and refused to sit with her castmates, preferring instead to dine with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes.

But with the movie coming out next month, they were all kissy and squealing when the cameras were around on the red carpet. Honestly, I’d rather see a knockdown, dragout fight with couture tore up and see someone stab a bitch in the back with a Manolo Blahnik.

10
Apr

Doogie vs. Britney

How I Met Your Mother is apparently The Best Show I’m Not Watching. Are you? If so, you actually know whether or not Britney was any good when she guest-starred recently. HIMYM star Neil Patrick Harris seemed to think so last month, telling People:

“She has a good sense of comedy, and has interesting choices. It wasn’t like she has just been told to stand up there and deliver those lines. I was really surprised by that. She’s really funny!”

“She seems to be doing very well… No strange accents. She seemed comfortable… I want to allow her to show a different side of herself. We’re proud of her desire to change her image.”

Wow! I’d call that an unqualified rave. And her guest spot gave them a nice ratings boost besides. So the ol’ Doogster must be eager to see her come back, right?

Wellllllll… According to the AP:

If Neil Patrick Harris had his way, Britney Spears would be banned from the set of “How I Met Your Mother.” Nothing against the pop singer personally — he just doesn’t think the show should bring guests aboard for a ratings boost alone.

“I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed… I worry that if they start ‘Will and Grace’-ing us too much, that the show will suffer… I think we have a great show going, and I hope it’s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.”

Ouch! Sounds like “good sense of comedy” and “really funny” aren’t cutting it anymore.

The AP then asked Harris about who’ll be cast as the “mystery woman” who’s been slandering Barney, his character on the show:

“No telling, but based on the stunt casting we’ve done in the past I’m guessing Tara Reid.”

Damn. He really does want to see a different side of Britney: her backside, as the door’s not hitting it!




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