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Lindsay Lohan Is a Serious Actr…BOOBIES!

lilo_naked_again.jpgRealizing that her nudie shoot for New York Magazine generated way more media play than her last three movies combined, Linsday Lohan has decided to continue down to road to eventual porn and appear fully naked for the bargain-basement price of $80,000 in her next movie.

The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a “mature actress”.

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to “full frontal” nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

An insider told The Sun: “Lindsay doesn’t care she’s getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.”

Another source added: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

Although Defamer is reporting that the producers already put the kibosh on that, probably because… well, been there, seen that how many times now?

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13 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Is a Serious Actr…BOOBIES!”


  1. 1 Herpe Boy Apr 10th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    If Herpes Hohan wants to make money, she should really just turn to porn as was stated in the blog. She’d be a HUGE porn star. But, the only problem is that she has herpes. So forget that.

  2. 2 Toubrouk Apr 10th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    I love the first thing I read in the response thread about this:

    “NO COMMENTS” ! ;)

  3. 3 Rocko Apr 10th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    wait a minute … so in I Know Who Killed Me, she plays a stripper. In this indie film, she plays nymphomaniac waitress. Before either of those, in The Georgia Rule, she played a “troubled” youth who doesn’t so much as seduce the handsome young man as just give him a blow job on the lake. If she continues down this path she may just end up doing porn. Or working for a pimp.

  4. 4 Kat Apr 10th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    If she’s thinking like that, her career is over. Living off your boobs?? Boobs sag over time. Lindsay, put yourself on a budget, and wait for a real acting part. You are talented, don’t become a waste…..

  5. 5 SS Apr 11th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    LOL at herpe boy! Thank you for that. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.

  6. 6 Snoop Diggity-DANG-Dawg Apr 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am

    “…her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.”

    That’s quite a stretch, even for a mature veteran like Lindsay.

  7. 7 Jenn Apr 11th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    yep -she is certainly high on the hollywoods herpes tree. Serious actor - meh. Seriously whacked rather. I suspect these are more Dina’s words than her daughters.

  8. 8 HA! Apr 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Since when is nudity a good way to “prove” yourself as a mature actress? How about being mature in the first place (that, and being a good actress?) I could appear naked in a film…but it wouldn’t make me a “good, mature actress”. What morons!

  9. 9 eww Apr 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    are they supposed to sag like that?? EW!

  10. 10 scorchinghot Apr 15th, 2008 at 3:26 am

    we all want to see the film with full-frontal. Don’t lie.

  11. 11 Umm? Nov 9th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Just wondering, how can her boobs be sagging like that when she’s so young…? Doesn’t look good at all to me. Even her face looks old and wrinkled.

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