Nicole Richie’s mom says, incredibly, three-month-old baby Harlow Kate Winter Madden is already speaking and crawling.
“The other day I was holding her, and Harlow said, ‘Hi!’” Brenda Richie told Usmagazine.com at the ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood on Wednesday. (Nicole showed off her post-baby bod in a Missoni dress.)
“I said, ‘Nicole, did you hear that?’” Brenda continued. “Nicole said, ‘I don’t think she knew what she was saying!’”
Added Brenda, “Nicole talks to Harlow constantly, and she tries to answer back!”
The baby “is trying to crawl already,” Brenda said.
That is some crazy stuff right there. And also, probably not remotely true. Otherwise next thing you hear, the surgeon general is going to start recommending cocaine use in the first trimester.
(PhotoShop courtesy of PlanetHiltron.com.)
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Well she is a crackhead! What baby can say hi by what uh less then three months be real. Unless shes some military freak experiment baby, bcause i dnt know how someone that damn skinny could ever get impregnanted
Is Satan involved somehow? ‘Cuz I bet he is.
Thats so bulls***. Babies that young do not have the physical or mental capabilities to form words or coordinate thier movements enough to crawl.
Just sounds like a proud grandma exaggerating what her grandkid does. My mom did stuff like that too, just not so impossible kind of stuff.
That is one unfortunate looking baby.
That baby is UGLY!!!!
lol that is not the real baby, it is a fake picture of nicole imposed onto the baby’s body, get real everyone. and its her first baby, shes gonna be excited about anything it does, it probably made a sound that sounded like hi. Babies grunt and gurgle and squeel and it very well could have sounded like a hi.
Jaimie’s explanation sounds plausible enough. But I’m stickin’ with the whole Satan angle.
I can’t believe all you people saying that mean stuff about a little innocent baby, shame on you all. Nicole is just excited and her mother as well and baby maybe made a sound that sounded like hi…..”Satan baby” that is something so inappropriate and evil to say about a newborn child.
f-ck off you wank f-cks
shes a skinny white bitch who’s full of crack!!!!!!!!!
UMMMM you pppl are alll stupid babys CAN SAY hi at three months look on youtube!!!!!!!
Inappropriate, and evil? You mean LIKE SATAN?!
Uhm babies are able to make sounds at that age which could be recieved as sounding like a ‘hi’ or whatever. It is possible. Also Nicole Richie isn’t white? So skinny white bitch is kind of wrong. Maybe skinny mixed bitch. Or just nix the bitch altogether.. pretty offensive.
Actually, at 4 months my son could say ma ma (or more accurately, when you pestered him to “say Mama” for long enough he’d sometimes eventually go ma ma ma ma ma ma ma). He could also make a raspberry sound (which I learned is not a good trick to show a baby who drools a lot). It’s totally believable that a 3 month old could make a sound like ‘hi.’
And yeah, if you put a 3 month old on its stomach it will flail around trying to lift its head up, which might look like it’s trying to crawl. It usually takes another 5 or 6 months.
I could read and right sanskrit at 7 weeks. Satan says hi.
satan, i agree. My question is how the hell did the toothpick spit out a healthy baby?
http://scorchinghotbabes.blogspot.com
you guys should seriously look up Alia Sabur