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Apr
08

You Know How Heather Mills Says Lots of Things That Aren’t All That True?

She was on one of those British “breakfast telly” shows this morning, babbling about what a victim she is, causing millions of kippers and kidneys and whatever else those people eat to be hurled at TV screens across that fine nation. “Paul’s got three girlfriends with six legs among them, poor me.” Just more of the same from this five-toed sloth.

As I was reading the transcript of the interview, conducted by somebody named Andrew Castle, this little quote stood out:

AC: What’s it like to be back in the United States? In the past you’ve said perhaps you’d like to live there, would you consider that?

HM: You know, I’ve always wanted to live here, but I’ve always said that I can’t live here because I want to keep my daughter near her father, but you know there’s plenty [of] holidays.

She can’t live here because she doesn’t want to separate Beatrice and Paul. What a big-hearted woman! What a great mom. That must be why she was apartment-hunting in Greenwich Village last week. (Somebody spotted her despite her brilliant disguise.) Is this woman even capable of telling the truth?

She’s also got a lot of nerve complaining about Paul’s love life, considering what she used to do for a living. Allegedly. Don’t you love that word?

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8 Responses to “You Know How Heather Mills Says Lots of Things That Aren’t All That True?”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Apr 11th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    She’s hot. Too bad she has only one leg. And half a brain.

  2. 2 Theresa Apr 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    This wench needs to STFU immediately and crawl back into the hole she came out of.

  3. 3 Jerry Apr 11th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Sombody needs to rip off her wooden leg and hit her over the head.

  4. 4 CandyKay Apr 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    You know, the funny thing about being a despised woman is that if you just fade away and live a dignified private life, people gradually forget how much they hate you. Works for Yoko Ono.

  5. 5 luis Apr 13th, 2008 at 2:47 am

    yeah the woman is a bitch but what about paul?
    he’s not a hot teenager(maybe yes) he’s a stupid.
    and..do we have to feel sorry for him?

  6. 6 MJ Apr 14th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Wonder if she wants to live here now that she got BOOED at the Miss USA pageant???

    Bwahahaha!

  7. 7 scorchinghot Apr 15th, 2008 at 3:24 am

    Not Hot! Can’t believe he got tied up with this wench.

  8. 8 liarz Apr 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Funny, i used to work on 53rd betw 5th and 6th in NY…Paul McCartney had a beautiful town house there on my block. He lived there with Heather. i used to see them occasionally. So much for never living here.

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