It’s Saturday, so I’m really too, um, “relaxed” to write up a whole long thing about it, but the AP has a followup story titled ‘Mother’ Star Clarifies Britney Remarks. You know, the Neil Patrick Harris thing I wrote about the other day. Whether or not his revised statement actually clarifies matters, I’ll leave that up to you, Dear Reader.

Piss boy! [claps twice stridently]

P.S. Doogie also says:  “My job description is to act, and I should really do just that.” Sounds like he is.