Ashlee Simpson is engaged. And, depending on who you ask, knocked up.
She and Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz announced their intentions last week, but it didn’t take long for those pesky pregnancy rumors to resurface.
Soon-to-be-grandpa Joe Simpson, a former Baptist minister, must be so proud. First Jessica saved herself for marriage only to divorce before she turned 26, and now his youngest — at the ripe age of 23 — is the latest on the list of shotgun brides.
Ironically, two years ago, when Ashlee was “pre-engaged” to her bandmate Braxton Olita, Joe advised her to play the field and she told him to butt out of her relationship and respect its “deep commitment.” Something only a 21-year-old can say with a straight face.
That guy wears too much eye make up. It makes him look cheap.
When I read the title I was intrigued and thought this was about the TV show, then I find out it’s about two “rock” stars. I should sue for the emotional distress that this caused.