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Paris Hilton slammed her BFF Kim Kardashian’s curvaceousness on a Las Vegas radio program on Monday:
“I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Classy, right? Definitely something a role model would say. Especially one who bristles at the implication that she’s a superficial, back-stabbing whore.
She went on to apologize to InTouch Weekly for the mean-girls-esque comment.
“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
Yeah, whatever, Precious. No wonder she has to do a casting call for a new best friend (and it’s even less shocking that only 40 people showed up to audition).
I couldn’t be Paris Hilton’s best friend because I couldn’t keep up with her. What with all of the philosophical conversations, debates about string theory, unlocking the secrets of dark energy, etc.
One wrong turn in her basement you’d knock over all those beakers, and microscopes for sciencey type things. Maybe only 40 people showed up because you’d have to be Stephen Hawking.
What I’d love to see if Kim sit on Paris’ head and rip a big juicy bowel burping fart. That would be sooo cool.
Can someone plz tell me WHY? R these 2 bimbos cellebs anyways?!
well…Well…Well!!!! As hard as it is for me to admit, I think Paris hit it on the button..KK ass is fat and gross! Her comparison to cottage cheese in a trash bag is verbatim of my thoughts re: my X mother-in-law