Ashlee Simpson’s fiancĂ© Pete Wentz was pretty pissed off about those persistent pregnancy rumors. He immediately went on the offensive to MTV News:
“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote in an email. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”
Should have cleared that denial with Joe Simpson first. Pete’s soon-to-be father-in-law has already started shopping around the rights to baby photos, should a bun happen to be in the proverbial oven.
Papa Simpson is asking for $1-million, but one gossip rag editor said off the record that would be unlikely.
“$60,000 maybe — but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album ['Bittersweet World'] is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee’s lucky she got pregnant, frankly.”
Yeah, I don’t know that luck has much to do with it. She’s been pretending to be up the spout for at least a month now, ostensibly for that same suspicious reason.
“I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover”
Allow me to be the first to say it. It is a cover. He is in a gay relationship. Nobody cares about either of them. There you go.
Which one’s pregnant again? Maybe they’re like seahorses.
The poor spawn, it’ll have her (original nose) Pre-operation.
they should both be thankful that anyone’s talking about them. All I think of when I see her is that stupid jig she did on SNL, and all I see when I think of him is meathead (”Me Ted”) from Meatballs 2.
Wow. Rampage with the Meatballs 2 reference. I’m saddened that I know what he’s talking about.
Meatballs 2 did not exist. Meatballs 2 did not exist! Meatballs 2 did NOT EXIST! Ah….damn.