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18
Apr

Lindsay Lohan Says Her Dad’s a Media Whore

According to People:

“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media,” she said Friday on radio’s The Billy Bush Show. “It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. … I love my father. I just don’t know why he’s doing what he’s doing. It’s a weird situation, very odd.”

Yeah, why would a Lohan try to work out family issues via the media? Totally bizarre!

Okay, in the following clip, the dad is Michael Lohan, the kid is Lindsay, and the cigar box is full of Making an Embarrassing Public Spectacle of Yourself:

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Oh yeah, and I guess the drugs part is pretty much on the nose too.

18
Apr

That Gritty Taste Is The Delicious Animal Slowly Dying

Jenna I’d-rather-go-naked-than-wear-leather Jameson has fallen off the PETA wagon. Again.

Last week, we dug up a photo of the former professional cooch monkey celebrating a successful fishing trip with boyfriend Tito Ortiz. And now the professional paparazzi douches at TMZ have spotted her shucking and slurping live oysters at an outdoor Hollywood cafe.

jenna-jameson-eating-an-oyster.jpgif you actually want to see Jenna eating a mollusk, fast-forward to the last 20 seconds of the video. The rest consists of the pap making guttural grunts and dragging his knuckles.

Honestly, it’s hard to know who to root for here, because starlet-chasing videographers and used-up porn queens who shill for PETA are equally unsavory. But hey — now that it’s springtime in Los Angeles, maybe somebody can get us a photo of additional PETA nuts indulging in non-vegan behavior. In fact, we’ll pay a bounty for it.

Here’s what we can afford:

  • Alec Baldwin devouring a cheeseburger: $50
  • Holly Madison shopping for real fur: $75
  • James Cromwell eating a pork chop: $100
  • Alicia Silverstone with a milk moustache (not the Perez Hilton kind): $150
  • Oprah Winfrey buying a dog from a pet store: $200
  • Natalie Portman buying leather shoes: $250

Let the games begin!

18
Apr

Yale Student Says Abortion Art Piece Was Not for ‘Shock Value’

aliza_shvarts.jpgI originally wasn’t going to post this but it’s spun so far out of control that I feel like I have to comment on it.

Yale art major Aliza Shvarts just finished her senior thesis on performance art. Her medium? Abortion.

Over the course of nine months, she says she artificially inseminated herself with donated sperm and then induced miscarriages by taking herbal drugs. She videotaped each miscarriage and preserved the blood for display.

However, she says she didn’t believe it would shake anyone up.

The goal in creating the art exhibition, Shvarts said, was to spark conversation and debate on the relationship between art and the human body. But her project has already provoked more than just debate, inciting, for instance, outcry at a forum for fellow senior art majors held last week. And when told about Shvarts’ project, students on both ends of the abortion debate have expressed shock, saying the project does everything from violate moral code to trivialize abortion.

But Shvarts insists her concept was not designed for “shock value.”

“I hope it inspires some sort of discourse,” Shvarts said. “Sure, some people will be upset with the message and will not agree with it, but it’s not the intention of the piece to scandalize anyone.”

Yeah effing right. The when this story hit the fan, Yale was compelled to say something about it, calling the project “a creative fiction” and reporting the whole project was a hoax.

Not so, says the art major herself:

Shvarts stood by her project, calling the university’s statement “ultimately inaccurate.”

But Shvarts reiterated Thursday that she repeatedly use a needleless syringe to insert semen into herself. At the end of her menstrual cycle, she took abortifacient herbs to induce bleeding, she said. She said she does not know whether or not she was ever pregnant.

“No one can say with 100-percent certainty that anything in the piece did or did not happen,” Shvarts said, “because the nature of the piece is that it did not consist of certainties.”

I honestly don’t know what to think, other than that it’s safe to say that people on both sides of the reproductive-rights debate are definitely scandalized.

18
Apr

Spencer and Heidi Want Their Own ‘Reality’ Show

speidi.jpgUgh. I was having a good morning, sitting here with my very own iced latte, and then I read MTV is actually considering giving these two Hills idiots their own reality show.

“Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.

According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

The real Heidi and Spencer, an interesting concept. Whether they’re planning a fake breakup or tattling to the tabs over some contrived bull, you know they can’t stand one another when the paparazzi aren’t around.

This show, if it comes to pass, will be a black hole of suckage. Proof is in the pudding.




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