Digg thisJenna I’d-rather-go-naked-than-wear-leather Jameson has fallen off the PETA wagon. Again.
Last week, we dug up a photo of the former professional cooch monkey celebrating a successful fishing trip with boyfriend Tito Ortiz. And now the professional paparazzi douches at TMZ have spotted her shucking and slurping live oysters at an outdoor Hollywood cafe.
if you actually want to see Jenna eating a mollusk, fast-forward to the last 20 seconds of the video. The rest consists of the pap making guttural grunts and dragging his knuckles.
Honestly, it’s hard to know who to root for here, because starlet-chasing videographers and used-up porn queens who shill for PETA are equally unsavory. But hey — now that it’s springtime in Los Angeles, maybe somebody can get us a photo of additional PETA nuts indulging in non-vegan behavior. In fact, we’ll pay a bounty for it.
Here’s what we can afford:
- Alec Baldwin devouring a cheeseburger: $50
- Holly Madison shopping for real fur: $75
- James Cromwell eating a pork chop: $100
- Alicia Silverstone with a milk moustache (not the Perez Hilton kind): $150
- Oprah Winfrey buying a dog from a pet store: $200
- Natalie Portman buying leather shoes: $250
Let the games begin!
Considering the amount of sausage JJ consumes on a daily basis nobody would ever think she’s an actual vegetarian.
She looks like Kathy Lee Giffard in that picture.
I hope the skank ho gets seriously ill from eating those raw oysters.
“if you actually want to see Jenna eating a mollusk, fast-forward to the last 20 seconds of the video”
just like all her other movies