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Archive for April 23rd, 2008

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Apr

Cindy Crawford Needs to Put a Stop to This

gaia_crawford_makeup.jpgCindy Crawford is, like, the coolest supermodel ever.

She is crazy smart and has a family that doesn’t seem like it’s under the constant threat of collapse, and she’s always been up-front about the illusion of the modeling industry — all of which makes her pretty impossible to hate.

As she famously once said:

I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think that I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that’s after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don’t wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Down to earth, right?

So WTH is her six-year-old daughter Kaia doing running around with the aforementioned two hours of hair and makeup? The family was snapped leaving Nobu in L.A., and Kaia is clearly wearing at least eye makeup and lip gloss.

Too young for that! Must wait until first grade!

23
Apr

Cartoon of the Week. Just because.

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23
Apr

Tila Tequila Tries to Keep the Buzz Going

tila_tequila_boobs.jpgTila Tequila is back and as self-important as ever.

You may recall that her romance with Shot of Love winner Bobby lasted about as long as a hangover.

Now she’s ready to rally:

Tequila now says she isn’t looking for someone in the entertainment business. (In addition to being a reality TV star, she is a model and singer.)

“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”

The best place to meet such a person? Maybe not on her own dating reality show, which — even when they’re not hosted by her — tend to be a haven for competitive narcissists.




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