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23
Apr
08

Tila Tequila Tries to Keep the Buzz Going

tila_tequila_boobs.jpgTila Tequila is back and as self-important as ever.

You may recall that her romance with Shot of Love winner Bobby lasted about as long as a hangover.

Now she’s ready to rally:

Tequila now says she isn’t looking for someone in the entertainment business. (In addition to being a reality TV star, she is a model and singer.)

“I just want someone who’s chill,” she said. “Not so caught up in this lifestyle. Someone who has their own sense of identity, so they don’t confuse it with mine. When I do my job, I want to come home to another world, an escape with someone else, and do something totally different.”

The best place to meet such a person? Maybe not on her own dating reality show, which — even when they’re not hosted by her — tend to be a haven for competitive narcissists.

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17 Responses to “Tila Tequila Tries to Keep the Buzz Going”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Apr 23rd, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Model? Her? I always thought she looked like an alien. A really short alien. Check out this un-retouched photo from her latest shoot. (Warning NSFW)

    http://www.stargate-zone.de/de/asgard.gif

  2. 2 Anonymous Apr 23rd, 2008 at 11:46 am

    zzzzzzzzzzzz

  3. 3 Christopher Martin Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Oh another reality star trying to make it in the entertainment industry…good for her. You know I commend Tila Tequila, most people with no talent would stop and say “this is not for me.” I’m glad to see that she has gone off better judgment to pursue a life which she has no entitlement to.

    Seriously I think we really need to step up as a society and stop showering the untalented with attention. Seriously, attention. All good judgment shows that if the media ignores someone long enough they will go away. Thats right people, Tila Tequila needs to be treated like a Five Year Old throwing a tantrum. She can whine and scream and kick but if we show her that this type of behavior is not acceptable she will just go to her room…hopefully forever.

  4. 4 Jenn Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    has she done anything other than this show? I have never heard of her.

  5. 5 Holly Won't Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    She’s famous because she has the most friends on MySpace, second only to Tom. Seriously.

  6. 6 Simon Scowl Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Also because she is a very talented singer. j/k lol

  7. 7 Hurricane Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    As much as I’d like to ignore all the untalented trash I am a man and when they show their stuff it’s hard to turn away. Thankfully, this skank is not even good looking enbough to warrant the slightest glance. She is on par with Paris, Lindsey, and that Ritchie thing. No talent. No looks.

    They are like the evil mascots from the Simpsons Holloween episode. If you ignore them enough they fade away in oblivion. Or so I hope….

  8. 8 MustStayAnonymous Apr 23rd, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    she’s also a soft-core porn queen and has appeared in playboy magazine.

  9. 9 Pastafarian Apr 23rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    MUFON knows who she is.

  10. 10 Chronic Malanga Apr 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    I agree with Christopher Martin. We are giving these no talents far too much attention. If people like Tila Tequila, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan did not get all this attention, they would mercifully fade away.

  11. 11 Lady Apr 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    there is a site of her here …

    [no spam, please. -The Mgmt.]

  12. 12 Capcom Apr 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    The problem is, all the other no-talents in the world want to jump on her bandwagon to get their own “fame”, thus, round two with her show. :-p She’s another reality catalyst that propagates the creation of more of her ilk unfortunately.

  13. 13 Rocko Apr 23rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Hey hey. This post is for bashing Tila, let’s leave Paris “The Genius” and Lindsay “The Artits” (no, thats not a typo) out of this. Each one of these starlots can get bashed in their own posts. This is Tila’s spotlight.

  14. 14 Simon Scowl Apr 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Starlot! I like that. Starlet + harlot. I am using that.

  15. 15 jbonz Apr 24th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    This is a shot of her from her new show “I love you long time no shit twenty dollar” premiering on E! Entertainment next week.

  16. 16 Dani Lover Apr 24th, 2008 at 4:35 am

    Tila made the mistake of NOT choosing Dani last season… she’s everything that Tila has been asking. But alas, she didn’t know what she had in front of her and now she’s dealing with this show all over again

  17. 17 cyclingirl Apr 27th, 2008 at 5:02 am

    I want to know who are the creative people coming up with these stupid shows?! I’d rather watch Mr.Rogers!!!

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