Contactmusic.com says:
Actress CHRISTINA RICCI has taken aim at LINDSAY LOHAN for playing a stripper on screen and setting a poor example to young girls.
Ricci claims stars like Lohan, who peeled off in 2007 movie I Know Who Killed Me, have created a culture of women who find flattery in misogyny.
She says, “It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn’t want to admit to people that you were a stripper.”
Yeah, what’s up with women flaunting their bodies to get money out of men? What a bunch of whores! How can they…
Ahem. As I was saying, it’s totally misogynistic to…
…to… You know, a woman is much more than just a collection of body pa…
Uh…
You know what, never mind.
P.S. Lohan is really taking it in the teeth from her fellow “thespians” lately, huh?
You may have heard that, as ABC News reported, the footage of the “collapsing Antarctic ice shelves” in Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth was actually made up of special-effects shots taken from the 2004 sci-fi doozy The Day After Tomorrow:
Well, it’s fake but accurate, you might say. “Just because Big Al manipulated my emotions with spectacular Hollywood fakery doesn’t mean we’re not ALL GONNA DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING!!!” If you really believe that, there’s no point in arguing with you. But you’ll have to forgive me for laughing at the look on your face when you find out what the effects guys used to make all those “glaciers”:
Sculpted from Styrofoam and later scanned into a computer, the ice shelf “flyover” looks real.
That’s right, Styrofoam! You know, the evil, evil stuff that’s being banned all over the place because it’s destroying the environment. Wonder what the studio did with it when they were done with their dumb movie? Five hundred years from now, will the last few survivors of the human race stumble upon those beautifully sculpted glaciers, completely intact, in some forgotten landfill?
Guess it’s kind of like Al’s blazingly incandescent house: You can’t save the world without destroying more than your fair share of it.
(Thanks to faithful Deceiver reader Jenn for the tip!)
The Hills stars Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have ducked out of attending the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday — because, as Spencer reportedly sniffed, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”
You mean … Hollywood’s most notorious media whores are turning down an opportunity to be surrounded by the media? What a change in pace for these idiots.
Other sources claim the real reason they’re not going is that Heidi was invited but Spencer wasn’t, and as manager for the “feminist hero,” he calls the shots.
I think the real question is, why did President Bush even invite Heidi in the first place? It must have been that they needed someone to class up the joint, with Ashlee Simpson, Pam Anderson, and Karl Rove set to attend.
P.S. — I want to sit at that table.
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