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25
Apr
08

Harrison Ford Waxes Off His Man Fur for Mother Earth

harrison_ford.jpgHarrison Ford, whose fourth Indiana Jones movie is coming out next month, had his hairy chest waxed to make a statement about the environment.

According to Access Hollywood:

In an effort to showcase the pain involved in deforestation, Harrison willingly subject himself to the painful process of stripping his chest of all its follicles.

Having worked with [Conservation International] for 15 years, it was Harrison’s hope that his trip to the salon might just shock people into thinking “green.”

Ouch.

The other thing that he could do to combat the timber industry is not adding all kinds of wooden decks and other tree-harvested installations to mansions in the Hollywood Hills. Or building log homes. Actually, it seems that all of his four or five houses are enormous and wooden.

Just saying, people in log houses should not throw stones.


15 Responses to “Harrison Ford Waxes Off His Man Fur for Mother Earth”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Apr 25th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Waxing his chest so people will think green? It’s hard to imagine that movie stars/celebrities are actually dumber than I thought. And I thought they were really dumb. I’m actually insulted that he thinks we’re this stupid. Moron.

  2. 2 Jenn Apr 25th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I am with you Pasta - this is insulting and condescending. These people are truly dumb. I just don’t get how chest waxing has anything to do with the environment.

  3. 3 The Oversneer Apr 25th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Aaaaaaahhhh — Kelly Clarkson!!

  4. 4 Hurricane Apr 25th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Senility is a bitch.

  5. 5 Pastafarian Apr 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    You gotta admit he looks pretty good for 104 year old.

  6. 6 Chewy Apr 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    Wouldn’t shaving have been more symbolic anyway?

  7. 7 Johnny Lucid Apr 25th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    F***ing idiot - I’m disappointed a his empty, valueless, nihilistic gesture.

  8. 8 Roark Apr 25th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    What a dumba$$.

  9. 9 rightwingprof Apr 26th, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Emasculated for Mother Earth. Well, it makes a kind of perverse sense.

  10. 10 Sally Apr 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    This isn’t appropriate for the environment, but he didn’t even make a big sacrifice! “Wax my big ugly chest? OH no!” Like millions of girls don’t wax their legs every few weeks.

  11. 11 Jessica May 25th, 2008 at 2:26 am

    Well at leat Harrison spoke out about the enviroment unlike other movie stars dont even bother trying.Even though if he didint did it actually to set an example to people in out society it could of proably changed some one thought to the enviroment youll never know?

  12. 12 Simon Scowl May 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Even though if he didint did it actually to set an example to people in out society it could of proably changed some one thought to the enviroment youll never know?

    Well said.

  1. 1 Everybody must sacrifice… | cynics and skeptics Pingback on Apr 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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  3. 3 5views.com » Blog Archive » I’m going to shave my butt to show solidarity with baboons Pingback on Apr 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

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