Archive for May 1st, 2008

01
May

Arnold’s Commute Could Be Terminated

Quick follow-up on a story from a few months ago: We told you about how Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, self-proclaimed environmentalist and signer of Cullyfornia’s Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006, has been flying back and forth every day in his private jet between his home in L.A. and his office in Sacramento. We all have our own ways of saving the planet, right?

Well, now Santa Monica residents and even members of his own family want to put a halt to Ahnold’s carbon-creating commute:

A federal judge will decide on May 15 whether the governor can land aboard a Gulfstream IV in Santa Monica, a 15-minute drive to his home in Los Angeles’ wealthy Brentwood enclave. The governor’s brother-in-law, Bobby Shriver, is among the Santa Monica city council members who voted unanimously on March 25 to ban large jets at the municipal airport.

“These guys aren’t listening so we have to lift the conversation to a different level,” said Shriver, referring to proponents of allowing the jets, including the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration. A surge in flights “has changed the whole safety profile of this little airport,” said Shriver, 54, a brother of California’s first lady, Maria Shriver.

Man, Thanksgiving must be awkward!

When told he might have to spend hours every day driving being chauffeured to Sacramento and back — or possibly might even have to live there — due to the meddling of a bunch of nobodies who’ve never made a single blockbuster, here was Schwarzenegger’s reaction:

(Hat tip to faithful Deceiver reader Pastafarian)

01
May

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Sort Of a Jerk

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Los Angeles right now to promote Iron Man, and for someone who exudes class and good breeding, she was kind of a bitch about Brad Pitt and his pregnant girlfriend Angelina Jolie:

[T]he Oscar-winner didn’t even play the usual “I-wish-them-the-best” lip service that celebrity exes are famous for spouting.

Asked if she had any well wishes to share with her one-time better half, the Shakespeare In Love star twisted her mouth and pertly pronounced “No!”

gwyneth_iron_man.jpgThis is an about-face from a few years ago when she talked to Diane Sawyer about how how it took five years after she cheated on him before they made peace:

GWYNETH PALTROW: My kind of internal stuff really tripped up that whole relationship and I felt really responsible and also like I was the architect of my own misery and I just made a big mess out of it and…

DIANE SAWYER: Hurt him?

GWYNETH PALTROW: Yeah.

DIANE SAWYER: How long did you suffer when you broke up?

GWYNETH PALTROW: Probably a good five years, I would say. (Laughs) I was very upset for a long, long time about it. I just felt really bad about myself for a long, long time. But I’m so lucky that I spent time with Brad, somebody who was such a good person, especially when I was like such a mess.

DIANE SAWYER: What’s it like when you see him now?

GWYNETH PALTROW: Now, um, really nice, really good. It was nice when we were able to sort of see each other and smile and wish each other well.

It’s been 10 years, girlfriend. Let’s stop acting like a brat about it.

01
May

Shawty Got Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe

rob_sheryl_lowe.jpgRob Lowe’s nanny legal mess just became even more of a headache.

Knowing a storm was a-brewin’, he and his wife Sheryl went on the offensive and sued three former employees for extortion, but that didn’t prevent one of the nannies and a chef from suing him for sexual and verbal harassment, wrongful termination, and nonpayment of wages.

Now the other nanny has filed a lawsuit against Sheryl Lowe for the same.

But wait, is this 1988? Sex scandals are so “been there, done that” for him, after seeing his career ruined by the release of a raunchy tape of him with some teenage girls. He’s acknowledged it was a “mistake” and said he’s moved on. I thought we were all past that, no?




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