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May
08

If Lindsay Loves In-Car Breathalyzers So Much, Where’s Hers?

lohan-usa-today-ad.jpgLindsay Lohan’s handlers have their undies in a bunch over an ad in this morning’s USA Today. So, naturally, TMZ’s writers have their own panties in a twist over it too.

A restaurant trade group is targeting LiLo because apparently she’s the perfect poster-brat for why some people (Exhibit A: spoiled repeat-DUI drunks) should probably have to blow into a plastic tube to start their cars, but the rest of us who just have a beer at a ball game shouldn’t have to deal with the mandatory hassle. At least I think that’s their point.

Here’s what Lindsay’s spokes-Hobbit told TMZ:

“Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”

The last time I checked, she started wearing one of those alcohol-sniffing ankle bracelets last July 13 — but never had a breathalyzer installed in her car. And US magazine recalls that the ankle monitor only lasted 11 days before LiLo got another DUI (July 24).

So maybe she is a great example of someone who needs to prove her sobriety — ahem, I say again, her sobriety — every time she turns the key. But if she “fully endorses” the devices, where the heck is hers? I bet it’s in storage along with her anti-DUI public-service announcement.

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Can you spot the breathalyzer? Me neither.


7 Responses to “If Lindsay Loves In-Car Breathalyzers So Much, Where’s Hers?”


  1. 1 Farah May 2nd, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    putting that skank on that poster only makes the point for the OTHER side of that issue…idiots…lazy ad…red herring…I’m all for putting them in all cars…why the hell not?

  2. 2 Hurricane May 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    The only place in the car this no talent ass clown deserves to be is in the trunk. Wrapped in a roll of carpet.

  3. 3 reayx5 May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    The Breathalyzer problem for Lindsay is she always sucks on something in her mouth instead of blowing into it.

  4. 4 Pastafarian May 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am

    She does take a pretty good mug shot though doesn’t she? Mine never, ever look that good. It’s weird how she looked better after a night in the tank, than she probably did before she left the house.

  5. 5 mav May 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    She doesn’t drive anyway, don’t know if her driver’s license has been reinstated but so what when her HBF(hose bag friend) is driving her around and giving her money on top of that!

  6. 6 Jenn May 4th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    I find the drunk cougars comment from her rep funny - they must know Dina

  7. 7 Scooter May 4th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    I think we all know there is only one thing Lindsay will blow and it’s not a breathalyzer. Maybe she would if the breathalyzer dished out cocaine.

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