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I’m no scientist, but the evidence is building that soon after you sign up to be a PETA spokesperson, you get in trouble for being a total coke fiend.
First there was Eva Mendes, who did an “I’d Rather Go Naked” ad, followed by a stint in rehab for a “substance-abuse problem.” She reportedly checked into Cirque Lodge in January after a three-day cocaine binge.
Now there’s Jenna “Pleather Yourself” Jameson, who, after exploring new orifices into which she can put things, came up with her nose. She was tossed out of a London club on Wednesday for trying to snort cocaine in the bathroom.
I guess our extensive coverage of both Jenna and Eva’s raging bouts of hypocrisy can be explained now — they’re too wasted to know what they’re agreeing to.
ETA: Simon just reminded me about Steve-O and his drug-addled mind. Are there others?
Don’t forget Steve-O!
Hmm, could not eating meat then lead to higher instances of drug abuse? Time to go buy that rotisserie chicken!
Gotta think bigger Tengu. Sam’s Club will sell you a whole side of beef, beef juice, beef gravy, and to drink, a six pack of beef cola (chicken flavored). Hoist one for peta.
I just wanted to let you know how incredibly awesome this blog is. I visit it multiple times a day because I’m always entertained when someone contradicts themself, especially someone whose seemingly every thought and word is broadcast for the world to hear. I know humans are complicated creatures, but you would imagine someone (if not them, at least a handler or manger) would actually THINK a little.
Keep up the great work.
MJ
Well, this explains a few things. Drugs make you do bad things … like stump for PETA.
there is nothing more disgusting than living a life where everybody runs away from you.drugs do more harm than good to your body.i lost most of my favorite friends but now they are all back because i gave myself another chance.
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carol smith
Drug Alcohol Rehab
Tatum O’Neal comes to mind…