The Guardian reports:
Director Spike Lee has waded into the ongoing controversy surrounding Jeremiah Wright, the Chicago pastor whose provocative statements have proved a thorn in the side of Democrat frontrunner Barack Obama. Lee advises the preacher to do the right thing and keep quiet. “The more he opens his mouth, the more damage he does,” he told the Guardian yesterday.
For good measure, Lee hinted at a political conspiracy behind Wright’s recent, contentious attempts to justify his remarks. “It looks like he’s being paid to keep talking,” he said.
Spike Lee. Telling a paranoid conspiracy freak that he talks too much. And that he’s doing so as part of a conspiracy. Usually at this point in the post I try to throw something in to make the person’s words even sillier, but I’m not sure it’s possible in this case. Maybe if he made fun of Wright for being really short and making Girl 6, that might be slightly more ironic.
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If Spike wants a conspiracy he should come over to my house. Me, Bigfoot, and the real 9/11 plotters (the guys in charge of Hangar 18/Area 51), are gonna try to get the election thrown into disarray so we can instal- whoops I’ve said too much.
Hey Pastafarian, I’m texting with the Loch Ness Monster and he says you never invite him to your parties. What gives?
I was at one of Pasta’s parties when Nessie got sloshed and kept hitting on the one of grey’s wives asking for an anal probe. It was uncomfortable for everyone, ruined the whole vibe, man. Elvis had to drive him home.
I’m glad he’s no longer invited.
Some Johnny Walker, and a can of Skoal. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Hey Pastafarian, that’s funny dude.
What do you find is the best way to keep out the alien and or slash government mind control rays?
Is tin-foil sufficient these days?
Reynold’s Heavy Duty Freezer Wrap, lined with felt so it doesn’t chafe. If you build it tall enough it “leans” you out too so you look taller. Spike should try it.
Hey you’re right about the lining and adding those extra inches — already I’m getting admiring glances from the hot female conspiracy groupies. You rock pastafarian.
There are hot female conspiracy groupies? I thought they all looked/smelled like hippies and drove hybrids.