Comments on: Spike Says Silly Stuff Incessantly

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:28:02 +0000

There are hot female conspiracy groupies? I thought they all looked/smelled like hippies and drove hybrids.

By: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:21:12 +0000

Hey you’re right about the lining and adding those extra inches — already I’m getting admiring glances from the hot female conspiracy groupies. You rock pastafarian.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:03:02 +0000

Reynold’s Heavy Duty Freezer Wrap, lined with felt so it doesn’t chafe. If you build it tall enough it “leans” you out too so you look taller. Spike should try it.

By: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer — Sat, 03 May 2008 18:32:43 +0000

Hey Pastafarian, that’s funny dude.

What do you find is the best way to keep out the alien and or slash government mind control rays?

Is tin-foil sufficient these days?

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:52:37 +0000

Some Johnny Walker, and a can of Skoal. That’s all I’m sayin’.

By: Rocko

Rocko — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:28:55 +0000

I was at one of Pasta’s parties when Nessie got sloshed and kept hitting on the one of grey’s wives asking for an anal probe. It was uncomfortable for everyone, ruined the whole vibe, man. Elvis had to drive him home.

I’m glad he’s no longer invited.

By: reayx5

reayx5 — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:24:22 +0000

Hey Pastafarian, I’m texting with the Loch Ness Monster and he says you never invite him to your parties. What gives?

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:39:29 +0000

If Spike wants a conspiracy he should come over to my house. Me, Bigfoot, and the real 9/11 plotters (the guys in charge of Hangar 18/Area 51), are gonna try to get the election thrown into disarray so we can instal- whoops I’ve said too much.