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Nicole Richie Misses Her Coke-Fueled Nights at Hyde

nicole_richie_paaaarty.jpgMotherhood becomes Nicole Richie — seriously, she’s looking so much better than she used to — but according to Star magazine, she’s itching to get back to her partying ways.

“Nicole is torn between being a mommy and being a party girl,” an insider told the publication. “She wants to go out and have fun, but when she does, she’s like, ‘Uh-oh, Harlow needs me.’”

The dramatic lifestyle change is catching to the new mom, said another source. “Nicole really misses her carefree life. Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now she’s totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still can’t figure out if she’s happier when she’s home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!”

Nothing is sadder than when celebrities have kids young and then claim they weren’t ready for the responsibility (paging Britney Spears). It was way less depressing when she called motherhood “beyond amazing” last month — let’s go back to then.


8 Responses to “Nicole Richie Misses Her Coke-Fueled Nights at Hyde”


  1. 1 Pastafarian May 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Hey isn’t that what nannies are for? I mean look how good she turned out.

  2. 2 Jenn May 5th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    My thought exactly Pasta - doesn’t she have a nanny or two (or three)? This is rubbish.

  3. 3 Michael May 5th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Deceiver,

    You do realize that you are getting this information from Star magazine — right? I feel more embarrassed for you that you are commenting on someone based on questionable sources. I guess you could afford Journalism school.

  4. 4 Holly Won't May 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Journalism school is for people who don’t already have writing gigs. Obvi.

    Say what you want about Star and the National Enquirer, but honestly they’re right more often than they’re wrong once you start paying attention to track records.

  5. 5 Hurricane May 5th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Ugly ho-bag needs to go away and raise her child. Maybe she can abort it ala South Park?

  6. 6 jj May 6th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    It’s too bad she didn’t think of this before she had unprotected sex…like d’uh !

  7. 7 eevakas May 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Every other new mom has those thoughts. No matter if she’s some kind of celebrity, rich or poor. It doesn’t mean that she or anyone else regrets having a child.

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