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Scarlett “I Don’t Think Human Beings Are Monogamous Creatures by Nature” Johansson (whose debut album drops this month, I’m sure by sheer coincidence) is engaged to actor Ryan Reynolds, according to People magazine.
Until last year, Ryan Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette, so maybe this romantic double negative means these two commitment-eschewing lovebirds will live to see their golden anniversary.
…Wait, who are we kidding? Over/under on two years, anyone?
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Completely unimpressed with her ‘music’ (if we’ll call it that) and really don’t see what all the hype is about her.
It’s him I feel bad for. He was the one engaged to Alanis Morissette.
I can’t see what all the hype is all about. Now if only she removes the clothes that are preventing me from seeing her hype.
I wanna know why the stewardess (air waitress) has such a huge ass!
Also, that Ryan dude walks just like Bigfoot. Imagine him with a Bigfoot suit and you’ll see it… yes, you will!
And, frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn!
Oh, was she always a musician, or is she jumping on the bandwagon too?
I sort of like Alanis Morisette, but it seemed like an unlikely match. I can’t really take Reynolds seriously at all. Every time I see him, all I think of is Van Wilder.
Pastafarian, Scarlett is an UPGRADE from Alanis! Hands down. Also I am happy for them. Looks like changed her mind once she found “the one”, like most people. Good for her.
SS: “the one” It’s Hollywood…its more like the second, third and fourth
That’s what I meant.
Falling Down is actually not bad! I must say I didn’t expect anything, so I guess I’m kinda impressed..
I don’t mind ScarJo.. I don’t care about Ryan.. I had no idea who he was if he wasn’t her bf. I think Josh is better…
I don’t think the marriage will last.. give it .. yeah.. 2 years.. (MAX)!
At first glance that picture looks like Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams.
Though I am not impressed with either of them, I hardly think that this is Deceiver material. We all say things before we’ve found someone we’d like to settle down with that aren’t necessarily in line with settling down. People change and people can have a complte turn around when they fall head over heels. Being that this is Hollyweird, it has less of a chance of lasting more than a couple of years, but you never know.